V(S) for VerySingle E(S) for ExtremelySingle

Credits: To V, who suggest me to try this name. Authors: a sushi lover and her non social best sister.

[sushivora]

Situation:

One is reading.

The other is reading/studying... ‘same thing’...

The other one is sketching random things in a random way, but ‘artistically’...

The last one is sleeping...

Me:

[sushivora]

Me: V? Fisically, bodies are impenetrable so you can’t fit all of them in your 20x30 bag. They can’t occupy the same space at the same time.

V: ...done

...

[sushivora]

Okie... just tell me how. How did you close it!

[sushivora]

Ok, just let me type the program. I have:

1) to leave the surface of my bed...

2) to cuddle L and V

3) to understand why A must be A. Can you wear a shirt please?

4) to pack up being as picky and stressful and stressed as I can. Good.

5) I want to move to Norway, get married there and have 2 children.

[sushivora]

Cool, they are all up.

[sushivora]

6:55

My friend is up. And it’s 6:55.

Fluffy Owl, tell me why!

[sushivora]

A is trying to convince me that hip thrusts are FUN.

Results are fun.

I am fun.

Hip thrusting is NOT fun.

[sushivora]

Fluffy Owl says we can be on summer vacation. Finally!

Where’s A?

Where’s L?

NOTTOLA, WHERE’S THE GATE??????????????

(PARKING? FLOOR? WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO HUG YOU???????????)

[sushivora]

No no no

V? Come minimo sarà un sicario molestatore e killer seriale.

Edited with love,

V ❤️

[sushivora]

V has an exam tomorrow. 😘🍀

F is drooling over the computer... nope, it’s not because of porn stuff.

A is cuddling his new plushie: that’s porn stuff. What the...

I’m bored and I’ll dye of boredom, alone, in my room, without my cat.

[sushivora]

[sushivora]

To post a pic or not to post a pic... that’s the problem.

Let’s be discrete and add the fluffy owl as representation on of my friend’s soul. She’s sexier in real life: just add sexiness to the fluffy owl.

[sushivora]

But... really?

That moment when you want a new space to post random stuff and it’s so obvious that your favorite username has to be taken and so you don’t even try to type it.

And that moment when your best friend tells you to try instead... Love you V.

Sushivora it’s still alive guys. 🍣