star-eater eater @taumoeba - Tumblr Blog

Not to show up out of nowhere but your username taumoeba makes me so happy.

I love project hail mary and excellent name choice.

Amaze amaze amaze

❤️!

#anon #asks #these messages always make me smile dont worry guys

That post turning into a tree growth ala dendrochronology but instead of years of tree growth its years of built up exasperation towards RR and his hold over percy jackson

#like i havent been reading them in years either but HOW is he still on this we were making this joke legitimately in 2012 #blah blah blah

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every few months i have to fight demons and the demons are rick riordan writing another book

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like clockwork!

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am i going to be posting this every year until i deactivate

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My condolences

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We didnt even last the full year between reblogs this time

#Like genuinely when will this end😭

Don't doxx me but

#project hail mary #blah blah blah #I'm running away now #Youtube #i made the edit btw #who's surprised

Saddest thing is tumblr user astrophage isnt active anymore so i cant even make a post thats like

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> eats you

#project hail mary #blah blah blah

logged onto tumblr pc for the first time in genuinely probably 2 years. what is going on here LOL

#anyways i updated my mobile theme if anyone cares. it was time #marco can stay tho everyone go read animorphs. @taylor wait i forgot to compile my list of must read books. will do soon #blah blah blah

blackgwenstacy

what if there was a red string of fate tying us together and it was made of star-eating microorganisms that were killing our respective solar systems

#hi nia YAY but also literally literally.#project hail mary

I do think the recent influx of book to screen adaptations is a recession indicator somehow but hey. im having a good time

#blah blah blah

andalitean

if this is real im gonna need everyone to go to their local library or used bookstore and pick up an animorphs book NOW

andalitean

Ryan Coogler if you need a storyboarder for this im available. or ask my tumblr mutuals. my portfolio: this blog

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the way i got multiple texts from my friends about this. resident animorphs fan and proud

#rbing to main bc this is crazy. Hey guys

spyderverse

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

#hi em #but literally book to movie adapts might be back guys.#project hail mary

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Breaking news: Tumblr User TAUMOEBA has just seen Project Hail Mary (2026) in theaters and approves. @astrophage your move

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side note if anyone has the video/audio of the sign of the times karaoke cover and/or access to an HD version of the movie i have a vision for an epic edit

#not joking

Breaking news: Tumblr User TAUMOEBA has just seen Project Hail Mary (2026) in theaters and approves. @astrophage your move

#project hail mary #i am not immune to ryan gosling dis(grace)d doctor of molecular biology turned sacrificial lamb astronaut #like i have this url i may as well make my announcement

i finally watched Jury Duty and i literally cant believe they found the most normal kindest well-adjusted man to do it like that made me cry laughing. he was just some guyyyyy

#blah blah blah #sorry im like 3 years late but anyways excited for season 2 #free ronald

the thing about andy weir is that while i love his books (my url is LITERALLY this) and am excited to see PHM in theaters (especially after all the reviews are starting to come out) i can literally never forget that he called himself "socially liberal but fiscally conservative" (source: his wiki page) and unfortunately that has colored my perception of his work

#something something the neoliberal lens of andy weir and his space struggle stories #sorry #blah blah blah