bro i have GOT to talk about my baby sister i love this girl
we were talking about inverse proportion bc i was complaining about maths and she (9) had to get us to explain it. makes sense right?
in explaining how it isn't always real-life-applicable my mum's partner gives her the example of "if it takes 1 woman 9 months to have a baby, how long does it take 3 women to have a baby?"
my sister. the absolute chaos goblin that she is.
this girl interprets it (fairly) as 3 women having one baby between them
and.
"so there's a lesbian couple, and they have sex, and one of them is pregnant then, and then the pregnant one has sex with another woman, and the baby transfers!!! and then it's all three of their baby!!"
and at this point me and my mum and her partner are all losing it and i manage to get out "how is the baby transferred?"
and just. "it goes out through the stomach, like out the front, and then they cut the umbilical cord and the baby is sucked in through the other woman's stomach!"
and i just was absolutely howling with laughter because What The Fuck and she looks right at me and punctuates this whole thing with one very indignant question:
"well what would you do?!?"
anyway i love you you've reached enlightment and i do not know how on earth you came to those conclusions













