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venezuelan & greek / fl / hylian / artist IG: becalovee

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

i actually talk a lot when i feel like someone is really listening to me

[djklmnx]

couples in healthy relationships also argue, have different opinions, feel frustrated, insecure and bored at times. healthy doesn’t mean perfect. what makes a relationship perfect is HOW you choose to move through those challenges TOGETHER

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

delighted that this post has lived on in people’s hearts

[poyzn]

[death-by-lulz]

The mystery behind the A113 in Pixar movies.

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[babyanimalgifs]

idk about you guys but I think this is the best video to ever exist

posted by: @gekiomi

[keyblack-hl]

HIS NAME IS MAMESUKE. THAT’S LIKE CALLING A DOG “BEANBOY”

[awarren97]

[poutymouus]

ugh i wish those sugar daddy asks were real lol like yes abc123deactivated i COULD do with a weekly allowance

[unclefather]

Thank god

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[longasilives]

I love Taylor’s new Range Rover tattoo

[tiltedcrime-deactivated20170828]

so grunge, vey hardcore

[newromanticsinnewyorkportugal]

It looks so good on her

[maroonhazee]

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG

[jonnycocksville-deactivated2015]

[hymnostic]

mihcrowháve

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[suicideracoon]

[lilsugarbush]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

[90stvqueen]

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”