"You finally made it out after I asked you like a billion times."
"No offense, but you smell like hog ass."
"Ya'll pay to soak in mud here?"
"See, best day ever, right? I told you you'd enjoy yourself!"
"So many exciting things here it's no wonder you never make your way back home."
"I couldn't really see how I fit into this shiny new life you built."
"There's always room in my life for my sister."
"You could come visit more often, too."
"What and/or who could have done this?"
"Let's turn him into some Swiss cheese."
"Eat shit in hell, polar slut."
"That slut wasn't running toward us, it was running away from something else."
"I can't just make it go. I'm still getting used to this fucking thing."
"You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it."
"Give me a knife and I'll kill someone."
"Must be watching them damn hentais again."
"I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch."
"Are you putting some kind of nasty spell over me?"
"If you say so, Master. I mean...Daddy."
"Lady, I was sent here to kill you."
"You were a bitch online one time. Someone didn't like it. They put a hit on you. I know it's excessive, but I don't make the rules."
"Can you please stop enjoying this so much?"
"It's done, so you can go ahead and wire me the money now and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again."
"I wanna say these are earth goats."
"Aye, caramba! He brought the big guns!"
"Only a hundred pesos to see a real Chupacabra caught by me last night!"
"Watch this monstro suck the blood from the goat!"
"Look, asshole, the only sucking I do is on cocks."
"I'm gonna put you in the fucking ground!"
"You insult my goat? You pay with your life!"
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