ârick and mortyâ ask meme
âOh yeah, shame me. At least when Iâm disgusting itâs on purpose.â
âIf you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.â
âI canât abide bureaucracy. I donât like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.â
âIâve got a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant.â
âIâve got an emo streak. Itâs part of what makes me so rad.â
âWhat kind of business do you do in a garage? Y'know, this seems a little shady.â
âWow. That is a really intense line of questioning.â
âI hate to break it to you, but what people call âloveâ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.â
âI have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesnât matter. I just love killinâ.â
âYouâre young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.â
âIâm not looking for judgement, just a yes or no.â
âWell, then get your shit together! Get it all together, and put it in a backpack - all your shit. So itâs together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, yâknow? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in the shit museum, I donât care what you do! You just gotta get it together.â
âYou dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white.. uh-uhh.. guilt.. white-guilt, milquetoast.. piece of human garbage.â
âWhat about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is: donât think about it.â
âFuck you? No, no, no, no, no, fuck me!â
âMy new catchphrase is âI DONâT GIVE A FUCK!'â
âYouâre like Hitler.. but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.â
âYouâre not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.â