RANDOM BULLSHIT

Hello my fellow bloggers, I'm Sven and I'm sixteen. I don't have many friends, but the friends that I have are awesome. Because they don't judge like most people. Ow and btw I literally just post whatever the fuck I want. ------- ------ ----- ---- --- -- - - - -- --- ---- ----- ------ ------- ----- ---- --- Anyway, have a nice day. --- ---- ----- ------- ------ ----- ---- --- -- - - - -- --- ---- ----- ------ ------- The dog you see is mine and his name is Gizmo.

[peachy-fuckin-keen]

I’m literally. Crying. 😂😂😂

[rosesandstilettos-deactivated20]

Susan, I’m starving 😂😂💀

[svenvl2001-blog]

McGonagall: You're skipping work?

Dumbledore: I owled in sick.

McGonagall: Owled who? You're the boss...

Dumbledore: I know, it was a strange conversation.

[svenvl2001-blog]

Aubrey: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Beca: Okay, but in my defense Amy bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Aubrey: That's not what I wanted to - you drank shampoo?!

[glitterysouldinosaur-blog]

1995 Gay Olympics sketch from the mid-1990s Australian comedy show Big Girls Blouse.

[brittany-snow]

Anna Kendrick for Hulu - For the Audience: Sports!

[misguided-ghostz]

[Walks in to see Chloe throwing away the microwave ]

Beca:Whoa, whoa, What are you doing? Chloe: This fertility website says I need to get rid of anything with toxins. Beca: Did you put the microwave in the trash? Chloe: Yes. Beca: Why would you do that? Chloe: Microwaves zap things! Beca: It’s what makes burritos delicious! Chloe: You care about your burritos more than our children, Becs? Beca: You’re puttin’ me in a tough situation.

[griffinsclarke]

the 100 character list ≡ [9/?] lexa

i’m the commander. no one fights for me.

[nogoodguysgriffin]

Anya: So what’s it like dating Clarke?

Lexa: Once, I asked her to bring me a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”

[svenvl2001-blog]

Octavia: All in all a 100% successful trip.

Clarke: Octavia, we lost Bellamy.

Octavia: All in all a 100% successful trip.

[thejakelikesonions]

Safety second.

[svenvl2001-blog]

Aubrey: Guys, what the hell is going on?!

Fat Amy: Beca and Amy saved the day!

Chloe: No, you plugged ten fax machines into one outlet and caused a fire!

Beca: But I pointed at the fire extinguisher and a was like, “the fire extinguisher’s over there.”

Stacie: You pointed at the toaster oven!

[svenvl2001-blog]

Aubrey, talking to Beca and Chloe: Are you eating turkey chili off a frisbee?

Chloe: *Laughing* Yeah. It’s pretty cute, right?

Aubrey: No. Do you know what “cute” means?

Beca: What have you got against turkey chili for breakfast?

Aubrey: What have you guys got against washing dishes?

Beca: We don’t have any dishes, okay? Amy took them all when she left.

Beca: Now, bet you feel like a jerk.

~ quote submitted by yourefiredyoubutt ~

[babyanimalgifs]

[ohcommandermycommander]

Alicia Clark Still - Via FarFarAwaySite on twitter

[svenvl2001-blog]

Chloe: Aubrey, your problem is, is you’re always trying to force people into doing stuff.

Aubrey: Oh! I do not, Chloe.

Aubrey: Now, you feel sorry for me right now.

~ quote submitted by yourefiredyoubutt ~

[thejakelikesonions]

So romantic

[games-for-gamers]

That f*ckin’ b*tch…