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Fleur: [to Bill] New Year's resolutions? Me? Just what are you implying?! As far as you're concerned, I'm perfect the way I am.

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Kreacher: You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty freako! Sirius: Why, thank you.

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Peeves: Sin more! Otherwise Jesus died for nothing!

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Pansy: ...I think your plan has gone awry somewhere. Draco: Oh no! I'm not tricking Potter into falling for me... I'm falling for him!

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James: What's with the elderly and their respect for the law?

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Fred: Quick, name something besides a dragon fact. Charlie: Uh... Fred: George: Charlie: Er... Ron: Ginny: Charlie: Uh... Bill: Percy: Charlie: Um... Molly: Arthur: Charlie: Uh...

Dumbledore: It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

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Harry: Look out, here comes Rita Skeeter. Ron: Ugh, she'll finger anyone with a pulse. Hermione: ...I'm pretty sure the tagline is "Her finger's on the pulse."

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Snape: I think we should just skip a whole generation. We'd all probably be pretty excited to see a first-year for once if we hadn't seen one for ten years.

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Peter: But, my Lord, why kill the old Muggle? Voldemort: One sometimes kills for the love of it.

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James: Aw, thanks, Wormtail. That's a nice thought...for an idiot to have!

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Lucius: [to Voldemort] My Lord, it's so good to see you smile. Lucius: ...Hell, it's good to see you exhibit any human attribute.

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Hermione: I would almost call Harry's feelings for Malfoy "hate," if I was not so afraid it was "love."

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Mundungus: We could sell 'em, make some money on the side. Sirius: You said you turned your back on crime... Mundungus: More of a shoulder, really. I just turned a shoulder.

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Draco: [to Harry] I just want you to know that I love you, even though you aren't naked right now.

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Peter: Merlin's pants! I just read my own mind! Peter: ...Oh wait, everybody can do that.

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Bellatrix: Andromeda has a lot of qualities I find horrifying, but the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be.

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