Kenny McCormick

If I die young bury me in satin // Lay me down on a bed of roses // Sink me in the river at dawn // Send me away with the words of a love song

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Boop Boop :: Kenny + Nike

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lovelynoirea‌:

her face felt slightly warm at the comment before she played it off with a laugh. “do i now? that’s sweet of you.” she mused. though that was her usual state, just in thought!

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“You know me, Kenny McCormick, super sweetheart.” Kenny gave a smile at that before humming and smirking a bit. “Or Kenny McCormick, ultimate pervert and sex fiend. Whichever works I guess~” He was more so teasing with the second title as he has toned it done with the “anything for sex” rule that he used to have. // @lovelynoirea​

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Go Fuck A Cow :: Kenny + Nike

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lovelynoirea‌:

“you worry too much, it will be fine i promise. one treat can’t possibly hurt.” she reassured as she allowed kenny to lead her off. her mood had certainly improved very rapidly, and she had nothing less than the blonde with her to thank for that. she was always more so in her head about things, so it was nice to have someone so seemingly carefree around.

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“If you say so~” Kenny couldn’t help but feel a little proud with Nike’s rule breaking. “So what flavor do you want? The place we’re going to has the basic ones but also stuff like Cookies ‘n Cream, Mint Choco Chip, etc.” Kenny stated as he himself felt a bit hungry but knew he only had the money to buy one cone. // @lovelynoirea​

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Sober Party :: Kenny + Xion

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illusionarythespian‌:

“i dunno if there would be enough force force that to happen.” xion mused before patting his shoulder. “but not to worry! that is why you have your knight in shining armor here to protect you.” she grinned as she led the boy off in the direction of the backyard.

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Kenny pouted a bit at the fact that the girl completely ignored his flirtations, but he just shrugged it off. “You’d be surprised at what can kill a person.” Kenny would specify more on the subject, but even if Kenny were to die then Xion wouldn’t remember. No one does. “If you’re going to be my knight then I guess I should give you a token of my affection~” Kenny reached over to a nearby table and grabbed a napkin to hand over.  // @illusionarythespian​

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Sober Party :: Kenny + Xion

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illusionarythespian‌:

“hey, hey! no loopholes. can’t let her down, right?” she hummed firmly with a smile, before taking one of his hands. “c’mon, let’s find something to do to pass the time!”

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“Well I can think of a few things we could do to pass the time.” Kenny gave her a wink before letting out a snicker. “I’m sure someone is having a drunken pool game. Easy way to make money if they’re betting... Although I might also just end up with a pool stick going through my head.” // @illusionarythespian​

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Go Fuck A Cow :: Kenny + Nike

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lovelynoirea‌:

“heh, i can let it slide this once? ice cream sounds wonderful.” nike beamed as she glanced over at the blonde. when he wasn’t being a flirt, ironically that is when nike found the boy to be the most charming.

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Kenny pursed his lips at that. He’s all for breaking rules but he doesn’t want Nike to get in trouble because of him. “Okay, but if any coach or whatnot says anything then tell them that you idiot friend blackmailed you or something,” Kenny stated as he moved his elbow to fully put his arm around the girl as he began walking to the nearest icecream place. // @lovelynoirea

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Boop Boop :: Kenny + Nike

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lovelynoirea‌:

nike was taken by surprise at the gesture before letting out a soft laugh. “what was that for, ken?”

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“Sorry, you just looked really adorable just now,” Kenny told her although he wasn’t sorry at all. “Like super in thought and it was really cute~” Kenny smiled widely. “Kind of reminded me of my sister.” Although no one can be as cute as Karen. // @lovelynoirea​

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Cat Cafe :: Kenny + Abel

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cateves‌:

 internally grimaced at the doe eyes the blonde was giving him. “i’m not familiar with this part of time, so i reckoned i’d ask for once instead of improvising as always.” in reality, that was half true? he was actually coming to meet a client for a job, but he needed to keep things a bit lowkey. the hunting dog was actually just more of a precautionary step for later! the flirt in front of him didn’t need to know that however. “so can you be oh so generous as to help my ailing soul?”

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“Hmm, I guess we both could just walk around and see if we find anything,” Kenny suggested with a shrug. “I think I remember a dog place a few blocks away? I don’t know if that’s right though...” Kenny gave a hum as he tried to remember some of the places his animal-enthusiast exe’s told him about. // @cateves​

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Cat Cafe :: Kenny + Abel

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cateves‌:

“are you suggesting i bring a potentially murderous dog near a bunch of innocent cats??” abel questioned, looking very appalled. hell if he cared about people dying, but cats?? absolutely would he not stand for it.

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“Potentially is the key word in that statement,” Kenny stated. He then shook his head and gave a shrug. “Honestly, I wasn’t really paying attention. A really cute boy just passed by. Anyway though, you could probably find some dog friendly restaurant around too.” Kenny said before giving the cutie an odd look. “Why are you asking me about something like this? Not that I don’t like listening to your adorable voice, just curious.” // @cateves​

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Go Fuck A Cow :: Kenny + Nike

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lovelynoirea‌:

the woman giggled at his boldness, watching said culprits whisper amongst themselves. “thanks, ken.” she replied with a small smile. nike really despised how often she was underestimated on her abilities just for simply being a woman. she can’t say anyone has called anyone else a cow in her honor though?

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“No problem, can’t stay silent and let the assholes get away with being assholes,” Kenny stated as he rested his arm on the girl’s shoulder. “Now let me buy you an icecream because you deserve that after those dick bags... Or are you doing that athlete diet thing? I can see about getting you a smoothie instead.” // @lovelynoirea​

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Sober Party :: Kenny + Xion

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illusionarythespian‌:

xion found it absolutely precious how much he cared for his sibling. “well, you can’t break that promise! i simply won’t allow it.” she hummed as she playfully booped his nose. “i’m sure there are plenty of fun sobriety can bring? i’ll even join you for emotional support!”

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“I mean, a couple drinks isn’t enough to make me super drunk so I guess I could still drink a bit. And you don’t have to do that. I guess I can be the mom friend for the night.” Kenny gave a sigh at that idea. He did smile a bit when the girl nose booped him as that was super cute. // @illusionarythespian​

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Pass The Time :: Kenny + Urie

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grvmpyboy‌:

“yeah? i’ll pass on your five cent quality service any day. i just want my damn salad.” he grumbled, unfazed by the boy’s advances. 

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“Excuse me, my ‘service’ is not five cents, what an asshole.” Kenny muttered that last part to himself as he rolled his eyes at the boy. His annoyance slowly turned to amusement as a thought entered his head and he couldn’t keep from snickering. “You’re probably a total tsundere, huh? Or really submissive in bed. God, who cute~” // @grvmpyboy​

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Kick Ass :: Kenny + Andrew

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demcnxlimbs‌:

“the floor is yours, then.” andrew hummed as he observed the interestingly dressed boy. perhaps it was better this so called mysterion handled the punk, or else andrew would just end up slaughtering them then and there. and he didn’t exactly feel like getting his hands dirty tonight.

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“Alright, I’ll make it quick. I just need you to give me some info about them so I can get a better idea of what to look for,” Mysterion stated, a bit interested in how easily Andrew accepted his help. // @demcnxlimbs​

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nose boop. ( nike // @lovelynoirea )

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Kenny to Nike

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Boop Boop :: Kenny + Nike

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Nike was being too cute and Kenny couldn’t help himself as he poked the girl’s nose with his finger. “Boop~” He didn’t feel any remorse for what he did. // @lovelynoirea

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Water Party :: Kenny + Fish

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feelingxfishy‌:

“are you..hitting on me? cause i’m totally okay with that.” the boy snickered as he glanced over to the blonde. 

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“If I was then what would you do~” Kenny smirked as he was definitely ready for Fish’s reply. // @feelingxfishy​

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“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…” ( andrew // @demcnxlimbs )

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Kick Ass :: Kenny + Andrew

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“I can see if I can find any dirt on him,” Kenny Mysterion stated in his usual gravely, totally-not-Batman voice. Mysterion just needed someone’s ass to kick so if it was whatever guy that Andrew was done with then so be it. // @demcnxlimbs