I would just like you to know that I hate you so much, this took me forever.
Send ✆ for a morning text
[ sms : babe : / ] good morning i hope you’re all well rested and ready to pay attention to me.
Send ♔ for an angry text
[ sms : babe : / ] i literally cannot stand you rn don’t talk to me don’t look at m e doNT EVEN THINK ABOUT ME i don’t want to hear from you until you buy me a new 3ds IT’S BROKEN LIKE MY HEART MY POOR ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGERS THEY’LL BE WITHOUT A MAYOR OH G od the town will go up in FLAMES MARK GO BUY ME A NEW ONE RIGHT NOW I’M SO FURIOUS.
Send ♠ for a drunk text
[ sms : babe : / ] IM NTO DRUNK. NO. NO THATS B ad IM SLIGHTTTLY intoxica ted ?? m ayb
Send ☏ for a vague text
[ sms : __ ] yeah, yeah. it’s in the fridge? beside the thing in the jar i don’t know it’s like green and bumpy what are those, pickles?? yeah beside those pickle things in the jar.
Send ⁇ for a worried text
[ sms : babe : / ] Y’know, one of these days you’re going to try and do one of those dumb flips and you’re going to break your neck. Please be careful.
Send ♣ for a text not meant for you
[ sms : babe : / ] oh yeah mark is so stupid he’s literally the biggest idiot i’ve ever met but it’s ok he’s my idiot
[ sms : babe : / ] shit forget you saw that
Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
[ sms : babe : / ] come over i literally have 500 boxes of instant ramen and like 7 movies i need to watch
[ sms : babe : / ] wait no don't i'm gonna take a nap instead ]
Send ✺ for a sassy text
[sms : babe : / ] we wouldn’t even be hAVING this discussion if you wouldn’t be so STUPID AND UGLY
Send √ for a long-winded confession text
[ sms : babe : / ] I’m too lazy to make this long, but. I like you almost as much as I love steak. So like, you should be honored? This is the highest honor you’re ever going to receive, you’re welcome.
Send ☠ for a misguided advice text
[ sms : babe : / ] if you chop your leg off maybe you’ll stop stressing out over the tiny cut on your lip get over yourself you drama queen
Send ☢ for a desperate text
[ sms : babe : / ] i’m not usually like this but. if you go out and buy me the new pokemon game i will literally make u any food you want for like a week i NEED it
Send ☼ for a congratulatory text
[ sms : babe : / ] hey, congratulations on being friends with that one girl for like a year. she’s pretty cool, right? you should probably keep her around. i heard she’s really cute too. what a bonus.
[ sms : wu yifan ] you're keeping your heart healthy, right? you better be eating right and exercising properly and NOT OVER WORKING YOURSELF I SWEAR TO GOD YIFAN.
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