quoth the raven

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

[swagalore]

im using an oven and feel like that should warrant me at least five gold stars do they even sell those metallic star sheets anymore

[neptunize-deactivated20190728]

[britney2007spears]

[majortvjunkie]

I LOVE GUACAMOLE

[swagalore]

really though the fuck is with that goes out to the tennis court [satan nods along] YEAH

[swagalore]

red eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh like stop stop and let me go taylor this is worse than getting hooked on that weird ass pitch dropped voice lorde uses

[swagalore]

i cant stop listening to taylor swift loving is red seeing red dying and not even reaching 22

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[swagalore]

bong hit so strong ur laptop gets caught in the crossfire rip babe i aint me w/o u xoxoxoxo

[oracles-deactivated20161219]

Visit Original Link

Plej - You

[lmaofuckthisshi-deactivated2014]

i took a stupid selfie with my stupid best friend and i hate it but whatever.

[swagalore]

we always look good fu

[swagalore]

the only reason to not be blazin it is when the second round hits which i am 99% sure it will and even then im going to be on a burn run on a rocketboard a la my brother at least 50% of the time

[thewakeupsong]

Visit Original Link

For The Foxes

Easy Way (Acapella)

[lmaofuckthisshi-deactivated2014]

if you’re wondering if dave swagalore is totally toked while he’s talking to you, here’s the trick to finding out:

yes

[swagalore]

totally toked spectacularly stoned dangerously dank weedaciously weeded

[wunkolo]

mountain dew favored doritos

[wariopizza-deactivated20160406]

[danrossen]

Visit Original Link

Matryoshka - Hatsune Miku and Gumi Megpoid