Ok so I have a slightly weird question
I while back I remember you made a dsmp cursed lore masterlist and it was the best thing I've ever seen but I can't find it anymore? Would you happen to have it somewhere?
not weird at all! now... admittedly, I canât find the post again myself BUT I sure as hell still have the original notes, so Iâm just gonna copy paste it all here. Itâs been updated since I first posted it even â€ïž
- mpreg (x4) (tubbo, quackity, hbomb, ponk)
- quackityâs only had canon sex to our knowledge on purpledâs builds (the ufo and walmart parking lot)
- quackity gave birth to el rapids and schlatt is the father
- wilbur spent a month straight in the afterlife talking about hemorrhoids
- wilbur spent 9 years in the afterlife playing competitive solitaire
- fundy has three different birth stories, including: biological son of wilbur and a salmon, born asexually via wilburâs toe, and died and was reborn like a pheonix as wilburâs son
- God came down to build george a mcdonalds
- dreamâs canonically a stripper
- sam and punz are also canonically strippers and have both given bad a lapdance
- karl and quackity constantly hit on badboyhalo, who is their fianceâs father
- related, quackity took bad on a fake date to practice for a real date
- dead wilbur has a fat ass from working out
- sapnap had a drug addiction and was called âcracknapâ for a bit
- tubbo and ranboo married each other for tax exemption, when the tax never even applied to either of them to begin with
- sally the salmon was an accountant and her favorite color was brown
- itâs implied wilbur vored sally
- connor is the son of sonic the hedgehog and elise, from sonic 06
- gapples are a gateway drug and tubbo overdosed on them once
- jack and niki tried to assassinate someone with a nuke and missed
- bad is 9â6, skeppy is 2â2, ranboo is 8â5, puffy is 6â9, antfrost is 20â, and foolish is 23â3. dream, conversely, has no canon height
- eret was at one point involved in the karlnapity polycule
- the afterlife partially exists in the real living world that still-living people can stumble into, and it is a shitty gym that only has weights and doesnât allow cardio
- schlatt, after dying, became a landlord/gym owner
- twitter and skype are canon
- eret has a nokia brick phone that somehow supports skype and can only hang up by throwing it into water
- techno has pet fish called betty. he doesnât know why itâs called betty but just assumed it was lore important and kept it
- bad likes to steal blocks from ppl and store them in his enderchest
- quackity and puffy are both therapists
- muffin is canonically a slur
- âlemonbergâ is a slur specifically in lmanberg
- the existence of dream, mexican dream, girl dream, and dreamXD where all are separate entities and mexican dream and girl dream dated before dream killed mexican dream
- schlatt was openly jerking off in the afterlife, likely in front of the other two dead people
- c!fundy is trans and c!punz has no canon gender and is referred to with both he and they pronouns
- the austin show, host of love or host, is canonically dead
- heâs also a literal cannon, apparently
- coconut2020 committed voter fraud
- there have been two different streams revolving around a characterâs bath water. one of them is very lore important. in both of them someone drinks the bath water
- schlatt , wilbur, and fundy all smoke
- sam tried to steal foolishâs son
- charlie slimecicle got sent to space tied to a nuke (which has, sadly, seemingly been retconned)
- ghostbur and friend dated, but only in dutch. friend also is referred to with he/they pronouns
- puffy ended up adopting a child after a prank gone wrong
- bad and skeppy are literally soulmates, in that bad tied his soul to skeppyâs and he has infinite lives as long as skeppy is alive
- awesamdude also has a canonical fat ass
- quackityâs canonical fat ass is debated
- Schlattâs last words were âflatty pattyâ, insulting quackityâs ass
- techno almost named his sword the coochie slayer bc he didnât know what it meant
- fundy wore a suit colored in with crayons during the revolution. the reason it looked different from the others is because he didnât have the expensive set with the right colors
- manhunts, smp earth, smp live, and mcm are all canon. the fundywastaken wedding is semi-canon, in that dream said it wasnât but fundy said it was
- master oogway from kung fu panda is a major religious figure
- at one point, punz was turned into a chicken and had a baby
- the real spiritâs leather was used to make an item frame, the leather we see used as spirit is fake
- george and popular fortnite streamer ninja are married
- schlatt came to life once before, using his "matpat life", and died again
- schlattâs body parts were sold at targay (gay target)
- jack once appointed himself king because no one else was on the server to stop him
- ghostbur has access to twitch.tv
- philza minecraft commits tax fraud
- karlâs real name is twitch.tv/karljacobs
- when techno isnât streaming, heâs hibernating. phil sometimes pokes him with a stick to make sure heâs still alive
- tubbo is short for tuberculosis
- fundy learned how to astral project and walk on water and keeps finding new ways to fly
- foolish canonically spawned with a picture of buff dream
- trance music for racing game plays when dream thinks very hard on something
- fundy went to Australia to practice fire magic and hunt giant spiders, as well as going to Paris with wilbur when he was younger
- awesamdude got turned British by drinking tubboâs bath water
- ranbooâs full name is ranboo my beloved
- The election was between âPeople Of Gamingâ POG2020 and âSecretly We Are Gamersâ SWAG2020
- puffy got her therapy degree from fiverr
- the warrior cats book series is confirmed to exist
- awesamdude won miss America
- antfrost was high as shit the entire egg arc
