swaggmeister.

Ayeee; I've got more swag than people would expect. I live in O-H-I-O I'm 14, I'm blonde, Let's just say my name is Elizabeth. (it really isn't) I like swag. I like food. I Love my cousins<3 I hate homework. I can't go without my Friday night sporting events; my friends and I LIVE for those. That's really all. Sincerely; the swaggmeister.

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SWAG

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Expectations

Reality:

Me:

http://lmaobro.tumblr.com/

SWAG!!!

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Lmao, doe.

Grandma: I left you some yogurt in the fridge, it's Activia.

Dad: I've been wanting to get some, all of the guys at work are trying it!

And I'm just like… DAD YOU'RE A 300 POUND CONSTRUCTION WORKER!

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Help!

Is there like any way I could change my picture on the iPhone app? Lmfao sorry if this is stupid; I'm new to all this tumblr junk.

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Oh Lord...

Me: *singing* TO THE WINDOWWWWWW! TO THE WALL!

Mom: I used to get down to this at the club!

Me:*Gets a mental image I never needed* I'm now scarred for life....

True story O-O

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theswaggmeister; Videos soon to come.

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Good morning world; SWAG^^^

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Lmao; the #swaggmeister needs that shirt.

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Legit.

*Spelling bee.*

Teacher: Alright Liz, your word is "swagger".

Liz: J-u-s-t-i-n B-i-e-b-e-r

So I'm a sucker for him? He's got mad swag, so NO HATE!

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Ayeee! I need this...

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Ayeee,

Hey. swaggmeister here. Nobody follows me right now; so this is virtually pointless at the moment. Oh well. So, everything I'm gonna post; SWAG. where'd swaggmeister come from? My best friend said it one day, I was weak. So now I was like, Ayee that's my tumblr name. So there's the explanation. That's really all... Sincerely, The swaggmeister. P.S. Don't capitalize that 's' bro.

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Baby I'm not crazy, I got swag like Patrick Schwayze

Justin Bieber; Ladies Love Me feat. Chris Brown