SwasianFish

Sup. I reblog pretty much anything cool so don't worry. We can be friends if you want :)

[ikimaru]

I wanted to do solo pics for the others too! 👀

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[beggars-opera]

Everyone in this family is hilarious no notes

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this