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@cieloisweird
I don't see enough crybaby/pathetic/white girl wasted Robert on my tl-- mans is literally daddy issues mcgee we need more of this representation 😔😔😔
My reference for this was from an anthology series called Sono Gap Nyoi Special Feature
prisim and flambae found robert's grindr part 2 (first part here)
alice and chad found robert's grindr account.... work on mondays gonna be hella awkward
(drawn in magma n based off my tweet)
different kind of heating pad 😴💖🔥
The SDN New Year’s party went off with a bang
Space has no smell, which is why Hal loves coming home to be enveloped in nice scents
When he moved in with the Waynes some few months into dating Bruce, his olfactory senses were refreshed by scents he normally can't afford
The scented candles assigned to every room. The fine body washes everyone used. The blooming aroma of the manor's extravagant kitchen. The rolling yard full of flowers.
But above all, Hal loved the scent of Bruce
Whether he smelled like gunpowder and scum as Batman, or sugar and mint as a Wayne, Hal loved smelling Bruce
Bruce doesn't mind, but he does love it when Hal pushes into the crook of his neck or doesn't release his hands after kissing them, just to take a deep breath of his skin and be overwhelmed by his lover's presence
Bruce thinks it's terribly intimate, the way Hal's head follows his direction. He's done some cheesy maneuvers to get him a kiss or two from it
It would be cute, if only they weren't freaky with it
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[during a JL meeting, Hal and Bruce sitting across for each other, staring at each other unblinkingly]
[Hal is noticeably keeping two fingers from his dominant hand close to his nose]
[something happens in the meeting. Hal takes a deep inhale to speak and lets his hand fall away. Bruce sees this and clears his throat loudly]
Clark, sitting next to Bruce and seeing this shit too, closing his eyes tight: Lord Jesus if it's my time then let thy will be done...
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Bruce, curtly: Green Arrow, have you seen Lantern? I plan to realign him with the latest Watchtower developments and updates after his prolonged off-planet mission
Oliver, smelling a vintage chanel perfume on the batsuit:
Oliver:
Oliver: Now you know damn well—
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Hal: [nosing along Bruce's neck while Bruce sits on his lap facing everyone as he blabbers]
Bruce: [lets it happen]
Diana, turning to Barry: I do believe this is what the youths call... the Omegaverse?
Barry, sick in the stomach: PLEASE never say this again about it
plzz You should include 'identity crisis' in the batlantern relationship timeline. It affected Bruce's relationship with Oliver and Hal, and I can see that the reason Hal hasn't gone back to Bruce is that Hal knows he should tell Bruce what happened, and he's afraid of losing Bruce again. Let Hal be the one to tell Bruce what happened. Let Bruce know something happened be suspicious, and yet choose Hal, with Hal completely unaware of it.
I do think this is an extension to another ask where I talked about my batlantern relationship timeline that I was working on for a future longfic.
If it is, then I'll let you know now that my longfic project takes a LOT of creative liberties that are still somewhat true to the source material. Also I wasn't trying to spoil anyone on my longfic project
But just on canon alone, YES I AGREE WITH FULL CONFIDENCE their Identity Crisis arc is just them, having gone through the lowest points of their lives, forever changed men.
But whereas it makes Bruce wiser enough to be certain of what he wants, it makes Hal terrified instead of being rejected because he knows he would not survive another loss
Bruce "unstoppable force" Wayne (fear drives him to action) and Hal "immovable object" Jordan (fear drives him to flee)
Which is a complete opposite of what they've done before, where Bruce was the one running and Hal was the one chasing.
Ough augh the angst seasoning.... you don't get this no damn anywhere else.
I have that video saved of women sharing their disaster husbands "flawed" proposals because they were too nervous
I propose
An extended saga of Bruce, across all of my various ships, desperately trying to propose except he is just a hot mess. Can't cope. In utter pieces.
Of course that only makes his partners fall more in love with him because they're so endeared.
Batlantern proposal but Bruce reminds Hal "Remember our proposal on [insert schedule]" and Hal is just "???? you're proposing??" and it takes about 10 minutes stuck in a puzzled look before Bruce realizes what he did wrong and just goes "SHIT. FUCK."
Something something HalBru had exactly one impulsive night together that they agreed to never talk about again, and Bruce has gotten pregnant. He has been trying to get himself pregnant for a while now via random sex (he didn't care about the possible baby daddy. He just wanted a baby), and no amount of trying worked. He has been at it for months with no results. And then he sleeps with Hal one time.
He is almost too annoyed to tell Hal. Almost.
When he tells him he doesn't really have any expectations, it's strictly factual. Bruce thought that Hal wouldn't want to parent the baby, and he was fine with it, really. Well, maybe Bruce did spend a few hours after learning about the baby imagining their domestic life together, but thats just fantasies. Whatever. He is more than capable of taking care of the baby on his own, and that was always the plan anyway. It would be too difficult for Hal anyway, with his hectic schedule, and they aren't even together and never talked about it, and for all Bruce knows Hal still dislikes him like 80% of the time. So it's fine. Really.
Hal, surprisingly, thinks otherwise.
I can imagine it starts when Bruce's promiscuous lifestyle (not so much his intentions behind it) gets caught up in Hal's gossip web and he's like "ohohoh might as well, right spooky?"
But the sex is so... ridiculously tender, and the kisses feel like they have always meant to happened, destined between them from the moment they met but at the time when Hal was still too new, too uneasy with the idea of trusting someone to stay
The days after, Hal is just... changed. Flip is switched and every feeling lying dormant in him shot up to a thousand percent. He's been thinking about that night since. He is sniffing the bed they did it in just to remember what it had been like. He is looking up Brucie Wayne pictures online, from the raunchy ones, to the cute PR ones where Bruce is kinda just smiling and being silly and oh! oh he's in love! ...oh okay!
And Hal starts actively seeking out Bruce, wanting to accompany him, bantering him, bringing him snacks, "annoying" him more often (he enjoys hearing his restrained laughter)
Meanwhile Bruce is just oh my god??? does he know?? is he taking responsibility ?? is he gonna corner me one of these days about it??? shit should I confront him first to dominate the situation???
Cut to Hal doodling hearts at the corners of his JL files like "I have a crush and it's so wonderful la la la I should confess one day teehee this will be fun oh wow is this what joy feels like?"
Oliver (knows about both Bruce's pregnancy & Hal's crush) is seen in the bg of this cess fest, eating popcorn with Clark (has sussed out Bruce's pregnany and also has overheard Hal's many... creative remarks about his crush), watching the clownery happen while saying absolutely nothing
Got an idea
Bruce and Hal known each other when they were teenagers and start a relationship. Something, something, Hal becomes a lantern before or while Bruce is training
Sometimes Bruce gets visited by his space boyfriend and it works to keep jealous Khoa and Talia (not that is stopping them)
@bruce-wayne-enjoyer i swear you were just writing about this.
Write more.
Batlantern AU of this sort-of-scenario would be hilarious in the context that Hal was already pretty much a decorated officer by the time he became a Green Lantern while Bruce was maybe in his early 20s during the point of his sojourn where he crossed paths with the LOA.
So like a few years later with the Demon's Heart & the Ghost Maker haunting him is just...
Bruce: Sorry, I can't marry you
Talia/Khoa: Is it because I'm a murderer/assassin?
Bruce: No it's because I have a controversially old boyfriend from space who will be very upset if I let anyone have my hand in marriage.
Talia/Khoa: Nah that's not happening [tries to wedding trap Bruce]
[cut to like the whole of the Green Lantern Corps descending onto Nanda Parbat led by a very pissed off Green Lantern who is about to bring hell in a very "GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE" way]
the meaning, the symbolism, the batlantern of it all
Justice League of America (1960 #87)
in my head Bruce is just so totally gone over Hal. like obviously they both love each other or whatever but Bruce is just down atrociously. he's just so into Hal he doesn't know how to act right. he does something completely completely insane. and it WORKS.
just like. the full force of Bruce’s obsessive personality turned onto one (1) man
Bruce’s internal monologue: I would devour him just to be closer to him. I wish I could breathe the air in his lungs. Every second I'm not touching him is agony.
Hal's internal monologue: Wow I really love my boyfriend and want to grow old with him :)
i know that when a book describes dragons picking up their riders they probably mean scruffing them by the neck in their mouths like a kitten, but i always imagine something like this
Don’t leave this in the tags. It’s too funny not to be enjoyed by everyone
Take this twenty min doodle
so this destroyed me and had to doodle
