🔥 LIGHT A MEMORY 💨

. You can call me Vera, or V. I'm a UT grad nutrition major. Sister. Personal Trainer. NYC Resident.

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acuppasugar:

So as it turns out, Twitter gets pretty boring once you get blocked enough times. Who knew? Anyway, I’ve decided to take my talents to the blogosphere and see if it’s as hip and happening as those weirdos who wear fake glasses in Cafe’s act like it is. Sugar Motta is here, and your Tumblr is about to get significantly better if you like money and aren’t a total snoozefest to talk to!!

I’ve never been a huge fan of twitter, I feel like it’s just full of weird people constantly @ing celebrities to try and get noticed, and then getting upset when someone responds with something they don’t want to hear. So far this is definitely better. Are you enjoying it so far?

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acuppaleigh:

New spring break plans: Watch all of the Marvel movies in a row in anticipation of Infinity War. 36 hours with me, Wanda Maximoff, pizza, and Pepper Potts. Who the heck is down??? 

How many are there? I think I’m super behind on those movies. 

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acuppajeanne:

Hey there Haley, how’s your week going? Oh pretty standard, I just caught a FREAKING MEW and achieved my ultimate childhood dream besides stumbling in to Narnia. I’m chill though, totally chill. I sent all my friends back home screen shots and voice messages of me geeking out, but it’s chill. I sincerely hope everyone else had as chill a hump day as me. 

Wow, I haven’t played in forever. I felt totally badass when I went to Miami to visit friends and caught a Gyarados, I thought I’d never get one. A Mew is way cooler, though. 

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rowanflanagan:

I’d like to take this moment to thank the mother of one my students who wrote me the sweetest card to thank me for helping her son after school — not only was the card filled with nice things, it also had a $10 starbucks gift card that paid for my morning coffee. It’s gratifying enough being a teacher but getting free coffee is such a great bonus!

Oooh, that’s awesome! I had a friend who worked at a daycare and always got the best gifts around Christmas time and at the end of the year. What did you do to help him?

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northbynorthweston:

Did I read that correctly…?

The freaking L train is soon gonna be non-operational…for over a year?

Welp, there goes all plans of settling in Brooklyn.

So where are you going to settle now?

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TEXT →  VERALINE

MADDY: I don't know, but you might be able to write it off on your taxes as a charitable donation.

VERA: That's an interesting idea. Are you good with taxes? I just do turbotax.

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TEXT MEME 📲 DANVERA

DANI: I was trying to wait to reply to this so that I could look less desperate, but it's been almost a minute and my answer is still the firm yes please that it was almost a minute ago.

VERA: You won't hear any complaints from me. Unfortunately, I'm not really around right now. I'm with my parents for Easter. But when I get back, I'd love to see you.

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TEXT MEME 📲 ALICERA

ALI: Okay. I'm sorry, I guess it was a stupid question. I know there's nothing going on between you and Johnny, and it wouldn't be my business even if there was.

VERA: I know how much you care about Johnny, so I get it. But yeah, sadly it isn't really your business. And it's not my business, either. Wether or not something is going on, it's not my business to tell you, either way.

VERA: And honestly, you knowing who she has something going on with, if anyone, is really not going to do you any kind of good in any way. You'll just drive yourself crazy thinking about it.

VERA: If you want to be with her then you have to figure that out with her, and if you don't, then you can't concern yourself with who she's got something else going on with.

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TEXT → HERA

HALEY: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

HALEY: Wait, what's the window on this? Is it like a lifetime subscription or is there an expiration date, cause I've got an exam in nine hours.

VERA: Did you do good on your exam then?

VERA: If so, you can definitely be rewarded with nakedness.

VERA: If not, would some sympathy nakedness cheer you up?

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TEXT ✉️ Vera/Maya

Maya: I feel like there's a story here and I wanna hear it.

Maya: Was it that one mousy girl at the gym? She looks like she could serenade a nice pair of tits.

VERA: Actually no, but now that you say that, you're so right?

VERA: I was walking to work and there was a really short woman who was on a street corner playing her guitar and singing for change. (Total movie scene coming to life) and as I walked by she just stood right in front of me and wouldn't let me go, and kept singing "I will remember you" right to my tits.

VERA: Granted, her mouth was just at that level because of short she was BUT STILL????

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TEXT 📲 BERA

BEA: You didn't... happen to hook up with Emilija recently, did you?

BEA: Because I got an oddly similar text from her today.

[ another ]

BEA: Were you the one who...

BEA: Or did she?

VERA:...No. But I feel a lot of comfort in knowing that it hasn't just happened to me.

VERA: It's really something to be avoided though, it's not pleasant for either party involved.

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JUST SOMETHING THAT WE WANNA TRY ➝ DANVERA.

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TAGGING ➝ Danielle Harper, Vera Gonzalez.

LOCATION ➝ Subway, bar(s), restaurant, etc.

TIME FRAME ➝ 3/25, evening.

WARNINGS ➝ None.

NOTES ➝ Dani takes Vera out on a date.

DANIELLE HARPER

“I hope you do,” Dani grinned in response, though the bright grin was totally to mask the way she was definitely still kissing Vera in her head right now. If she had it her way, they’d be making out rather than stopping the kiss, but they were also on a date, and Dani really was excited about finding out more about the other girl. Since she worked directly with people, Dani was good at keeping eye contact, but she knew it was kind of awkward for some people. Evidently, Vera didn’t have that problem, and the fact that they were able to keep it up only seemed to strengthen the connection she felt between them.

First date questions were always kind of annoying, and Dani knew ‘tell me something about yourself’ was probably one of the more annoying ones, but she couldn’t help it. She knew already that she liked Vera, so she wanted to really learn about her now. The random facts the girl gave her definitely didn’t disappoint, and Dani’s grin was back on her lips in no time. “That’s so freaking adorable. So if baby Vera, who had obviously just finished watching Little Harry on the Bridge, saw me in this shirt,” She began, glancing down at the yellow shirt she’d chosen, “She’d say it was pssst-lellow?”

Although her first two responses were funny, Dani’s grin softened to a smile as she listened to her more updated fact, her voice also softening a little. “That’s honestly really sweet. I dig the whole romance thing, but I’ve only gotten to really see it in movies. It must’ve been rad to have that example growing up.” Already, it sounded like Vera’s parents were awesome, she could totally see where Vera had learned it all. And maybe one day she’d be thanking her dad in person for that spontaneous kiss… But this was just a first date, she wasn’t trying to get too ahead of herself.

Dani should’ve expected the same question back, but she’d been too interested in Vera’s response to think, so she had to pause for a moment to figure out of her own response. “Hmm. Okay, I guess since you gave me an awkward childhood thing, I’ll do the same. My sister and I have different moms, so Addi would only visit on weekends and holidays, then she and her mom moved away and I saw her even less, so I guess to cope with it I made up this imaginary brother, Carl. Carl was freaking dope, he was a little kid with fake tats and a green mohawk, so obviously. But I had this huge attachment to my imaginary brother Carl. Sometimes I even wonder if maybe he wasn’t imaginary and he was some kind of ghostly presence or something, you know? Do you believe in that stuff?”

VERA GONZALEZ

Vera grinned at the other girl, shaking her head slightly. “No, even baby Vera would probably be a little speechless staring at you in that shirt.” She winked, as she finished off her drink, setting it down on the bar. “But if she ever managed to find the words, then yes, she’d tell you that she loves your pssst-lellow shirt.” Vera laughed softly, hoping her flirty wasn’t verging on the border of cheesy, but at the same time not really caring. 

Her face turned more serious as Dani continued, a smaller, but just as genuine smile appeared on her lips as she thought about it. “My dad was really great for us.” She commented, “My mom was never in love with my father, so she was never heart broken over him, or really missed him, but between her job and raising me, she didn’t really have a lot of time to date, so he was kind of a blessing. And for me, he was everything, and even though he had his own daughter, he never treated me like I wasn’t his, too. Plus, it was awesome having a sister, being an only child with a mom who works crazy hospital hours was kind of boring for a while.” She said, another laugh bubbling out of her. “But I blame him 100% for me being a hopeless romantic now.” 

Vera couldn’t help but laugh as Dani talked about her brother Carl, shaking her head. “I’m totally picturing Carl from Shameless, but with a mohawk.” She grinned, the hand that was still intertwined with Dani’s squeezing gently. She ran her thumb gently along the girl’s palm, and up to her inner wrist. Her other hand reaching forward again, this time letting the pads of her fingers run down Dani’s bare arm, gliding along the underside of her forearm, up and down, absently as she spoke. “I totally believe in that stuff.” She answered, nodding her head. 

“My grandmother, on my mom’s side, she passed away before I was born. But my mom said that when I was little, I was just like her. I would say things that she’d say all the time. Little catch phrases and things like that, things that a four year old wouldn’t be hearing in her day to day life to repeat. Especially not when I was saying them in Spanish, and considering when I was little my very white grandparents took care of me when my mom was at work, I certainly wasn’t hearing that stuff from them. So she was pretty convinced that my grandma was there, and watching over me, and she must have taught me. Just little things like Al mal tiempo, buena cara.” She paused, making sure Dani wasn’t looking at her like she was crazy. “Anyways, I just always believed in that kind of thing because of it. I just think there are too many archetypes and coincidences for it to not be real.”

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If you’d like to participate, simply reblog this post. And please remember to send asks and not just answer them! If, say, 10 people reblog it, each of them should have received at least 10 asks by the end of the week. It’s easy enough to open the post on the main blog and just go through the reblog list!

Meme Monday: Text Starters!

NOTE:  You can send these off anon for them to be a text from your character to the one you’re sending it to, OR you can specify if you want that character to send it to someone else instead. For example, “[ TEXT ] sure, jan (to jan)” or even “[ TEXT ] george glass is obv fake (accidentally to jan, was meant for marcia)” or just change it to [ ACCIDENTAL TEXT ] if your character was the one who messed up!

ANGSTY/ANGRY

[ TEXT ]: I’m not talking about this with you anymore, I am so mad.

[ TEXT ]: You’re a piece of shit.

[ TEXT ]: I hate that bitch ______.

[ TEXT ]: I don’t think this is how you treat someone you love.

[ TEXT ]: You have to take me back. Please.

[ TEXT ]: ______ just pissed me off so much. 

[ TEXT ] So not only did my roommate NOT leave when she saw I had a girl there, SHE STARTED SHOUTING BITS OF ADVICE.

[ TEXT ] I don’t know how else to say this, but I think you’re a fucking bitch.

[ TEXT ] I’m sorry, okay? An apology is what you wanted, right?

[ TEXT ] Dude, I’ve got to get back on ______’s good side. I’ve tried masturbating… it’s not the same.

[ TEXT ] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.

[ TEXT ] Give me one more chance.

[ TEXT ] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you.

[ TEXT ] I thought being with you would make me happy - I was wrong.

[ TEXT ] I should have known that when you said you still wanted to be friends, you didn’t mean it.

[ TEXT ] So, what, are you just not going to talk to me ever again?

[ TEXT ] How did we go from talking every single day to … this?

[ TEXT ] You know, you not answering my calls or texts is a testament to how much of a coward you really are.

[ TEXT ] You owe me a fucking apology.

[ TEXT ] (He/she/they) told me what you said, you asshole.

[ TEXT ] What the hell is wrong with you!?

[ TEXT ] Why the fuck would you do something like that?

[ TEXT ] YOU’RE A RUDE BITCH AND I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOE LATER TODAY

[ TEXT ] Thank you for finally showing me the truth about you. The truth is, you’re a dick.

[ TEXT ] Please don’t do this.

[ TEXT ] The truth is I’m not over you.

[ TEXT ] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!?

[ TEXT ] Go fuck yourself.

[ TEXT ] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now

[ TEXT ] Whenever I see ______ with ______, I want to scream.

FLIRTY/SEXY

[ TEXT ] I’m sorry I asked to make out with you last night

[ TEXT ] I get nervous saying so in person, but I think you are pretty ______.

[ TEXT ] If we’re both single by the time we’re 35, let’s elope.

[ TEXT ] Just let me eat you out and be happy. Let me have this.

[ TEXT ] Hey so I was thinking, would you like to grab a drink this weekend?

[ TEXT ] Do you think ______ would say yes if I asked her out?

[ TEXT ] Holy crap ______ is fucking hot

[ TEXT ] Oh, by the way. You should have kissed me goodbye.

[ TEXT ] send me a picture and i’ll be there quicker ;)

[ TEXT ] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair.

[ TEXT ] I am available for nakedness.

[ TEXT ] I think about ______ when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

[ TEXT ] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead.

[ TEXT ] We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

[ TEXT ] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks.

[ TEXT ] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over.

[ TEXT ] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.

[ TEXT ] I can’t stop thinking about you.

[ TEXT ] I see the way you look at ______.

[ TEXT ] If I were with you right now, what would you want me to do to you?

[ TEXT ] Don’t tell ______ but she is so HOT.  

[ TEXT ] Okay so I kinda told my family that I’m dating someone and they might think that it’s ______.  

[ TEXT ] I think of some really naughty shit when I think of you

[ TEXT ] I want cuddles but I also want you to call me a good little slut

[ TEXT ] I’m cuter than all of your side hoes 

[ TEXT ]  can we forget about last night? don’t tell ______ please!

[ TEXT ] did you sleep with ______ ?!

[ TEXT ] dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..

[ TEXT ] Send me a sexy pic.

[ TEXT ] wanna hook up?

FRIENDLY/MISC

[ TEXT ] You should just forget ______ and move on.

[ TEXT ] It’s just one of those days where I’m too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

[ TEXT ] I’m banned from the zoo.

[ TEXT ] It happened again.

[ TEXT ] Be careful.

[ TEXT ] I’m only saying it because I love you.

[ TEXT ] Never sneeze while eating a girl out.

[ TEXT ] If I banged a coworker last night but didn’t enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?

[ TEXT ] That’s the third time this week!

[ TEXT ] That was one time. One time!

[ TEXT ] One more pun and I swear to God I’m going to take this phone and shove it up your ass.

[ TEXT ] Are you okay? I called you like a bunch of times last night.

[ TEXT ] Crappy coffee has toxins in it that will rob me of my creativity and my vigor.

[ TEXT ] DIBS ON ______.

[ TEXT ] I really like that you care about me

[ TEXT ] We need to talk. Call me.

[ TEXT ] So I just bumped into _______. That was interesting.

[ TEXT ] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[ TEXT ] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[ TEXT ] My tits just got serenaded.

[ TEXT ] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[ TEXT ] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[ TEXT ] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[ TEXT ] It may or may not have been your sister…

[ TEXT ] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[ TEXT ] Fact: You’re adorable. Also fact: You stink at board games. But I love you.

[ TEXT ] I’m a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. I’M DOOMED.

[ TEXT ] Can you and your overnight guest maybe keep it down? I’m trying to sleep.

[ TEXT ] I’m bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.

[ TEXT ] Listen, I may be naive, but I know what it means when they send that eggplant emoji.

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TEXT 📲 VENNY

JOHNNY: Works for me! Kinda rooting for this you and Dani thing. Even it it means getting cockblocked by my boss.

VERA: Are you really?

VERA: You say that like you can't get it somewhere else in a heartbeat.

VERA: When are you coming over?

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TEXT 📲 VENNY

JOHNNY: If our dynamic wasn't proof enough I have a high capacity for weird.

VERA: Well, it's cool with me! We can just keep doing our thing, and if the situation changes for either of us, then we can talk about it then, right?

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TEXT 📲 VENNY

JOHNNY: Get it, V. Dani is cool as hell!

JOHNNY: Does this mean I should keep my hands to myself tonight? Dani's helping me design a back piece for myself, and I don't want to give her a reason so add in some tiny dicks or something like the worst game of Where's Waldo ever.

VERA: I have to agree with you on that one!

VERA: Hmmmmm. I mean, Dani and I just went on one date, and made out a lot, so it's not like we're exclusive, and your hands are totally welcome to roam whenever they want in my book, but if that's weird for you then I totally get it.

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TEXT 📲 VENNY

JOHNNY: LMAO you're trying to fuck my boss? She's hot tho I get it.

JOHNNY: Oh hell yeah give me all the details. Especially the ones I can tease her with.

VERA: I mean, actually she asked me out, but the answer to your question is still very much a yes.

VERA: It was a pretty great date, she was really sweet. I'm hoping there are more dates to come, honestly.