acupofmatt:
The latter, Dani. I’ve never seen an actual penis in real life, so I just based it off all the unsolicited nudes I’ve received from trash men and from my porn critiques.
Next time ACup is slow and we have time to fuck around?
The last penis I saw in real life, I was in high school, so I mean they totally could’ve changed since then. I don’t envy the unsolicited dick pics at all. Random people keep trying to add me on Snapchat and I decline because I feel like the moment I accept, there’s about to be a penis on my screen.
You know I’m totally down.













