Alt Raccoon

Easily Flustered by Hot Women and Smut

[deynaink]

Hello! Welcome to my corner of the Undertale AUs. Here, you can see all of the different AUs and Universes I've created. Sketch and Erasure were so gracious to create a space for WIPs and finished works. As the AUs get renovated, they will be accessible for entry! Enjoy!!!

Sketch and Erasure (Outcodes)

Hallowstale (AU)

Pastatale

Glitch

Hallowdust

The Soul Guardians

TwistedPeace (Universe)

Sansetale

Replacementtale

Whatthe-?tale

Whathe-?Dreamtale

Mydarktale

Graffiti

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Tumblr Girls...

I might be 23, and I might have missed the Tumblr Golden Years, But do you think if I try really hard I can be a Tumblr Girl?

Can Anyone be a Tumblr Girl if they really believe with all their heart and wish upon a star?

Is the Tumblr Girl The Friends We Made Along The Way?

Are we all Tumblr Girls Deep Down?

IDK you tell me LMAO

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

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Heheh

[thememedaddy]

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Literally the dream. Come here cottagecore wifey and I will bake YOUR bread

[catchymemes]

[heckin-good-memes]

[mikkeneko]

[hiveswap]

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

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Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

[wrecked-cuticles]

hate to say it but the cow is right

[hiveswap]

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

[snazzymolasses]

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

[hiveswap]

[thememedaddy]

[caats]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[dialogic]

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

[apricops]

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

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Watch SuiiYT with me on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/suiiyt?sr=a

SuiiYT - Twitch

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One of the greatest advantages of taking medication which rapidly improves brain or body function is the placebo effect. I take mood stabilizers that help my manic depressive mood imbalances, GAD anxieties, ADHD energy spikes, and cptsd breakdowns. After so long of taking these medications as soon as I take my meds if I'm having issues with any of my mental differences the placebo effect kicks in and I feel much calmer and at peace. It's a comfort to me.

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One of the greatest joys of a tall woman is finding a pair of jeans that not only fit appropriately, but come all the way down til they touch the top of you feet.

I am 5'10 AFAB she/they, I have a 35 inch inseam and and 43 inch Foot to Hip Ratio. My legs themselves are 3'6. My legs on their own are the height of an American 1st Grader. I have the average inseam measurement of a man who is 6'7. At least according to bikecommuterhero.com (the only source I could find).

Today, I was at Walmart browsing the clearance rack with very little time. I saw a beautiful pair of dark wash flare jeans in my size for $21. They looked super long so I gave them a chance without trying them on. I got home and they not only came to the tops of my feetz but they also almost hit the ground on the back of my ankle. I would pay $100 for a pair of jeans that made me feel this beautiful.

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I have a life-partner (he/him AMAB) who is 5'3 and he has the same but opposite problem. Most pants basically come with full socks, and don't fit in the hip, waist, and ass. This makes pants deeply uncomfortable for him.

We bond over our inability to find proper fitting clothes.

#the clothes industry has bullshit sizes #doesn't help that he has the teddy bear build #strong muscle arms strong muscle legs squishy middle