The Devilish American~

Ah....guess I'm suppose to say some things here...but I'm not really in the mood. All you need to know is my names Al...I'm a devil....well...THE Devil actually. And I enjoy the taste of blood....I'm king of hell, Devil of lore. Want something~? Sign a contract~ But I can't promise you'll like the price of happiness~ ((Independent rp and ask account for Sweet Devil Alfred. Hes not all sweet and sunshine like regular Alfred hes actually rather dark and sadistic. Hes a smart ass as well. He rules the Devil World, so hes rather stuck up sometimes.)) Magic Anon: None Relationship status: Single Face Claim: Colin O’Donoghue ((I do not own the art used here. Most belongs to the amazing blog, ask-devil-America ))

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Well would you look at this, I’m still alive.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HOLY FUCK-

Ah...Cupi, good to see you too.

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Not going to lie I'm probably going to be here. Just because it's the only muse I have right now. ;~; 

So if you wanna talk I'll be there.

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Well would you look at this, I'm still alive.

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I hate December.

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Color me impressed, I'll go tell the brat

Yeah yeah. *Scoffs* Bring him by tomorrow.

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I'll keep that in mind so I don't accidentally give you one. I'm not surprised you've had things from all over the world. other then kisses what sort of things did you like?

I enjoy crunch bars. They're my favorite if I'm being completely honest.

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You open this door right now and take it back!  You know how hard I worked on this for you!  

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Nope. Apparently it's unimportant and stupid. So I don't want it anymore.

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[Takes a minute or two to try and remember the name of that candy bar, before he remembers finally.] Oh! It was called a zero! yeah I could only imagine the different kinds of sweets and other things you've gotten to try over the years.

Oh I've had one of those. Didn't really like it I'm afraid.

I've had sweets from all over the world.

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Don't you have friends?

I get along with a few people, I've found a few young people who I agree with and can laugh with, but I wouldn't really put too much behind it. I'm Death. Not really someone's BFF.

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I just expected you to say no

Well I didn't.

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And how do you know they aren’t too lazy to clean your clothes correctly?  Do you really want to go about wearing over starched,  bleach stained and stiff or shrunken clothes?  Yes, that is definitely going to make you look impressive.  

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…..I am so not in the mood for this right now. Nope. *Spins right around on his heels and into the bathroom, lightly slamming the door behind him before beginning to wash the blood off his mouth*

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-woops now he feels bad-  Al!  Wait!  -yup he’s gonna whine outside the door he hates when al is mad at him- I’m sorry… 

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I’m busying Cupid. *Grumbles, trying to get the blood from between his sharp teeth and uh oh he called him Cupid, he only does that now when angry-*

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-that stung, he asn’t been called that in a while-  Fine!  Piss off then!  I hope they do ruin the stupid thing! It isn’t like it’s important or anyhting! -bb stop lashing out cuz your feelings are hurt- 

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*Opens the door and tosses the jacket at him* Fine. If it's so stupid and unimportant than take it back. I don't want it. *Slams the door back*

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Well if you don't on your own, i'll likely be bound to bring some around eventually. Have you tried a cookies and cream bar? I like those sometimes. There is another candy as well, but the name is escaping me at the moment.

Well aren't you sweet. Yes I've had one of those. I've tried many many sweets in my time after all.

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Don't you get lonely? I used to get lonely. All the time. It was terrible.

I've gotten over that feeling. Hard to miss something you've never really had you know? So I can't miss company. Well, I have Luci around. Even if he is a pain.

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And how do you know they aren’t too lazy to clean your clothes correctly?  Do you really want to go about wearing over starched,  bleach stained and stiff or shrunken clothes?  Yes, that is definitely going to make you look impressive.  

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…..I am so not in the mood for this right now. Nope. *Spins right around on his heels and into the bathroom, lightly slamming the door behind him before beginning to wash the blood off his mouth*

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-woops now he feels bad-  Al!  Wait!  -yup he’s gonna whine outside the door he hates when al is mad at him- I’m sorry… 

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I'm busying Cupid. *Grumbles, trying to get the blood from between his sharp teeth and uh oh he called him Cupid, he only does that now when angry-*