The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
These are so good.
Absolutely stellar.

titsay
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
DEAR READER
KIROKAZE

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
$LAYYYTER
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosimo Galluzzi
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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will byers stan first human second
dirt enthusiast

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins

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@sweetblaine
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
These are so good.
Absolutely stellar.
eleventh plague. emails.
Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go
as per my last plague,
This is a callout post.
It’s called bedtime stories
Hi the only thing I care about today is Susan Sarandon's twitter
Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!
This is what PURE JOY looks like.
ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old
THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!
happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖
date of origin: April 18, 2021
#it even has a deactivated blog
Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog
anyone else ever just read discourse for like 20 seconds then realize “wait i don’t care” and just zoom past it
My life in one word
Everyday I’m spuddling
Every so often you encounter something antiquated worth resurrecting and quite frankly, 'spuddle' is it.
Toxic
Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '
apparently the cw is for sale please we need to buy it and turn it into the tumblr tv network i need this website to have creative control over the cw roster
I immediately thought that if this happened it’d be like a jury system like, “damn gotta go write for riverdale tonight”
shoutout to my fellow round faced girls existing in a cheekbone obsessed world
hallowed be thy ween
you’re gonna hollow out my what
your ween
BILLY PORTER X TRAINS ON OUTFITS: A THREAD
Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease
Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero. She:
was admitted to Julliard at 8.
was performing in top venues by 16.
pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.
was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.
went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.” Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.
refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.
She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten. But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.