A Little Piece of Me

Bruh, I am tired. Lupus sucks. Finally understanding what it means to be a spoonie. I'm an open book but suck at conversations. Cooking Shows are my Jam and I live off Chocolate Wine and weed × my pets are life "If a dead ancestor doesn't appear in the sky to stop me, it can't be that bad of a decision."

[radicalrobotz]

[birger-wuvs-elsa]

I was waiting for specifically this to come out of the Among Us craze.

[wooteena]

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

[offishly]

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

[wooteena]

what the fuck 😁

[enderenby404]

Yeah this is a thing

[krystal-prisms]

Are you serious

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No they’re very real

[onepersonfriendgroup]

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

[fan-enby-anonymous]

It’s fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh, it’s a blast.

[moonybyte]

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, it’s not a permanent store. A company will rent an empty building for the 2-3 months before halloween, sell halloween stuff, and then clean everything up and disappear until the following year. And they’ll usually set up in different buildings from year to year. They just find any good-sized empty store space that will give them a cheap, short-term lease.

It’s so temporary that the halloween stores don’t even have a real sign, they just hang up a banner outside:

[wheeled-jack]

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

[velvety-vixen]

that is exactly what we’re telling you

[feelingsoftheday]

somewhere between sad and tired

[poems-and-word]

Poems & Words

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[toasty-cowboy]

Krill is short for Krillian

[everythingfox]

Doggo having a good time

(via)

[everythingfox]

The art and the artist

(via)

[everythingfox]

Playing with my neighbour

(via)

[kitttenteeth]

Maybe you’re grumpy because you’re not getting fucked?

i think i’m grumpy bc living costs money

[typette-deactivated20150825]

I wish we could have pet dinosaurs, I bet they’d be smart and like birds or something. Big fluffy ones you could feed with snake mice and stuff. Jurassic Park could’ve been huge if they bred big cute fluffy dinosaurs. You could take them on walks! Teach them things! They’d probably sound like slowed-down birds! Adorable!!

Realistically they probably would hate you and rip you apart but… imagine

[lesbiansgoal]

She….

[everythingfox]

The best helper

[funnytwittertweets]

[brucebocchi]

[lastforest]

[starfast]

Having an invisible disability is wild because people will say things to you like “I don’t think disabled people contribute anything to society” to your face and not think twice about it.

[in2uheat]

[thelostswede]

[blueartistic813]

TONIGHT

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

TONIGHT

[scretladyspider]

Tonight!!!

[mika-meowz]

TONIGHT!