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Eugenia Sharon SING.DANCE.EAT.SLEEEP

[human]

When you see it

[sex-thrill]

[teenagerposts]

[enlightened-globetrotter]

[sweetcutezz-blog]

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

[dramatroll]

[patchoulisandwiches]

I was at the library the other day, and my daughter was playing at the Art Table with two other girls. One of the little girls’ mother was near by and said “Aren’t you girls good little artists!” 

And the third girl perked up and said “My dad’s an artist!” 

The woman smiled indulgently and says “Oh really, what kind?” 

The little girl proudly told her “He’s a tattoo artist.” 

And the woman. Oh man. Her face just twists, crumples into something nothing short of disdain, and she opens her mouth and says “That’s not…”

"An easy job," I cut in, looking the woman in the face because really? You’re going to tell a child her dad’s not a real artist. "In fact it’s very very hard, because that art is alive forever on a person, not like on paper. And that’s scary! You have to be really good, to be a tattoo artist. Your dad must be really, really good.”

what kind of person could just try and crush a little kid like that? goddamn.

[deforrestkelley]

i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop

[deforrestkelley]

update: i still haven’t stopped

[teencreampuff]

how do you curse in ice cream flavors

[deforrestkelley]

what the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk

i’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

that was beautiful

[l3ubblepop-deactivated20160205]

[puppiedog]

[reinmcmxcix]

Disney’s California Adventure has never been this magical!

[bartonfinks-deactivated20180112]

[4gifs]

[lucifuh]

OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THING

SO I CLICKED IT RIGHT

AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINK

AND I CLICKED SMELL

AND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT

AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK SO I CLICKED NEED HELP

AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS SHIT STAINED PAGE

FUCK YOU GOOGLE

[blackorchidd]

How to kill someone: fill them with passion and then quickly leave.

(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)

[shortvideosandstuff]

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

what the fuck

[casserole-jpg]

NO HOLD THE FUCK UP I TRIED THIS THIS MORNING AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NOT THIS THERE WAS NO BEAUTIFULLY FLOWING RIVER OF ALMOND MILK GOING INTO MY CUP YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HALF THE FUCKING MILK WENT ON THAT CARDBOARD SHIT DICK BLOCKADE AND SPILLED OUT EITHER SIDE OF SAID BLOCKADE AND ALL OVER THE COUNTER THIS DOES NOT WORK IT COMES OUT TOO FAST AND JUST DOESNT WORK

[chillaxemurderer-deactivated201]

sweetheart no babe no sweetheart u fold it back u fold the cardboard back u fold it back babe

[archeogeist]

You’re walking in the woods

There’s no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

[opiartsy]

the picture didn’t load immediately I wasn’t prepared

[asian]

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy