Here be monsters...

Patchouli: 31 years old. Mom. Directionally Challenged Pizza Delivery Person. Boss Bish. Student. More.

[patchoulisandwiches]

I should...I should probably never interact with my readers. 

[not-so-correct-tuaquotes]

Diego, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Klaus down at the other end of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?

Klaus, screaming: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS.

[daddys-blunt-little-instrument]

Klaus Hargreeves

“I’m just gonna go m*rder Mom. I’ll be right back.”

20favorite male characters 9/25

[origami-quotes]

Diego: have you ever accidentally lit yourself on fire?

Klaus: I lit my hair on fire once, but that was on purpose

[itstheapocalypsebaby]

Diego: Klaus, are you alright?

Klaus: *finger guns* nope!!!

[klaus-and-ben]

[keyforshort]

[masonsgooding]

[littlehobbit13]

Ben Hargreeves, in possession of the one (1) brain cell

[lydiamxrtin]

#there are two types of people

[patchoulisandwiches]

For the birthday girl, a little 246 fic <3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/20049190

[userilyarozanov]

“how is it so easy for you to be kind to people?” he asked. milk and honey dripped from my lips as i answered: “because people have not been kind to me.” — rupi kaur, milk and honey.

[diegoandklaus]

Eudora: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?

Diego: Should I not have?

[hargreevesklaus]

Klaus + super strong little brother energy

[patchoulisandwiches]

Klaus: yeah okay maybe I’m a little blunt but that’s just how God rolled me. 

[patchoulisandwiches]

Five loved his family so much.  No one loves the Hargreeves like Five loves them. He spent YEARS trying to get back to them, he did everything to save them, he fought for them.  He suffered so much - trying to save them.  For years. He loved them so much.  Five Hargreeves is the Dad they deserve.

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