MAYHEM

Indie Sweet Mayhem from The Lego Movie 2 | Loved by Alex | Established 27/07/2020 | Sideblog to Unikxtty

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No, they mean the OTHER crush!! Like, the kissyface kind.

   “Oooh, okay. Didn’t... know girls could have crushes on... other girls? ... Well, I still definitely... don’t...” She’s. thinking about it. About how she definitely does have a crush. After a moment, Mayhem’s cheeks flush a bright blue, and she... pops her helmet on.

“... General Mayhem isn’t here right now. Please leave a message after the-“ She doesn’t even finish the sentence she’s just running-

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general mayhem do you have a crush on wyldstyle

   “Do I want to... crush Wyldstyle? That was... Lucy’s old name, right? Why would I want to crush Lucy? We’re friends!!”

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backintothematrix​:

“Call me Rex, kid. I don’t do formal.” He couldn’t help but respect the minidoll a little here. She knew what he’d done, but was willing to help him get into her ruler’s good graces like this. He doubted he would have been able to do the same thing if the roles were reversed, much as he’d been trying to become more like Emmet again. 

“Let’s do this somewhere in the Systar System, though I haven’t really been too many places out there. It’d be more on her terms, which would make things a bit easier.” And would mean that she can up security if she felt the need to. Just in case.

   “Yes sir, Mister Rex sir!” She’ll. get it eventually. Right now, Rex is technically a client, for a service Mayhem had never even Thought to try offering outside of working for Queen Watevera. Formal is. kind of all she knows when she’s working.

Unless she’s shooting stickers at people, which is... very unformal.

“Systar, Systar... maybe-- maybe somewhere in the Queen’s Palace? The cake barely touched that when it exploded, so- we can set something up in there! The kitchen’s still fully operational too, so we’ll have snacks!!”

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backintothematrix​:

Emmet was doing important stuff with Queen Watevera. He couldn’t be prouder of the little guy. “Maybe we could. This could be… fun.” He was more saying this to convince himself than anything else.”Alright. let’s set this up. I know ya can make this work.” He assumed she helped with the wedding, and that party looked amazing before he crashed it.

   “Yes!! You won’t regret this, Mister Dangervest. I’m the best in the business! Of both organizing things, and... fighting, apparently. I surprise myself sometimes.” Seriously, she still has no idea how she held her own against Lucy back there? It was cool though, so. she just. went with it.

“So, should we set this up somewhere special? Somewhere in the Systar System could be interesting, maybe?”

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That should have occurred to him. He was focused on his vanishing act, the feelings of the two witnesses didn’t occur to him they would miss him. “Maybe I should find them next. That’s gonna be a lotta people ta tell my tragic backstory to.” This was intimidating, he wasn’t going to lie, There was a world of people he was going to need to explain his actions to, a lot of work ahead of him. He hoped they would forgive him. but he wasn’t setting any high expectations.

“At least that. She’s probably the one I gotta explain myself to tha most.” It was her wedding ceremony he targeted, that he ruined. “I’m still not sure how I came back, but I’ll do what I can.” He had to make things right. He was given a second chance for a reason, right? “Let me know when she knows, OK?”

   “Well- I can totally help you sort everything out! It was kind of my job - organizing everything - back when I worked for Watevera, but... now she’s off doing queen stuff, so I’ve just been living in Syspocalypstar! I’m staying with Lucy, so all we’d need to do is figure out where Emmet’s doing stuff right now!” She’s clearly excited to get started - she might be called Mayhem, but she was the Queen’s bodyguard/literally everything else for a reason.

She’s been getting... restless, without anything to do, but none of her skills were coming in all too handy right now.

“If I remember correctly, he should be with the Queen right about now, doing important stuff, so- maybe we could do it all at once! A big surprise! I’ll contact the Queen and let her know I need her back asap, and we can show everyone at once! Emmet and Lucy know who you are, so if Watevera worries, they’ll be there to comfort her!”

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backintothematrix​:

OK, so he needed to talk to Mrs. Scratchen-Post later. Connor was his true right hand dino and, whether Tyler liked it or not, he needed to get them back. 

Now that was something he should have expected. The damage to the cake was a means to an end. A quite literal and definitive end. He didn’t think about any aftermath because… you know… Ourmommageddeon. “Yeah. I’m still a Master Builder… I guess I could. I may haveta deal with that awkwardness first. I don’t think Lucy’d appreciate me showin’ up without sayin’ somethin’. Forget Queen Watevera.”

   “Uh- actually, Emmet and Lucy were... pretty bummed out that you... ‘back to the futured’? I think they’d be pretty happy to have you back! I dunno about the others though, cause... y’know. They never actually found out who you used to be. I’m sure once you explain everything though, they’ll totally understand!!” The gang tended to be pretty forgiving, as far as Mayhem had seen - especially now that they weren’t in a permanent state of rage!

“And I can totally talk to the Queen for you. Y’know, get her ready, so she won’t be all surprised when you walk in, like ‘oh no it’s you how did you get back aaaaaa’ hahaha... uh. Ahem. Yeah, I’ll. make sure she. knows what’s going on.”

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“Let me see if I can remember… I think she said somethin’ about how coffee was the only fuel for dark times or somethin’ like that. But she’s done that for a long time. She’d find a place that overlooked the desert an’ brood while I brought her coffee.” Believe it or not, he missed those mornings.He missed a lot of little things like that, honestly.

Yeah, that would help. “Well, that makes sense… That song is pretty annoyin’” He shrugged, feeling a little awkward. Not like that that awkwardness wasn’t deserved. He was, after all, the reason everyone was almost sent into oblivion. Time to change the subject. “By the way, have ya seen Connor, Ripley, Cobra, and the Other One? I haven’t seen ‘em in a while.” Last time he did was in the Systar System.

   “Something like that! It’s never the same brooding though, she always changes it up. Less stuff about dark times now though, since... y’know, everything’s okay again!” Plus, there wasn’t an endless desert to look over anymore. Still had her coffee black, though.

“Don’t... remember who- oh! You mean your raptor friends, right? They’re all okay, they’ve started living with the... cat lady. Sharon? Or something? I’m still getting used to learning all their names, aha... There are so many people in Syspocalypstar while we work on restoring the other realms...” There was a lot of cleaning up, and rebuilding to do, of course.

“Plus, the actual Systar System took a pretty heavy hit when the big cake thing blew up, so more repairs there. I’m not that great with building, so I’ve just been hanging out with Lucy, mostly? Oh- but you’re a Master Builder too, right? Maybe you could help out! After all the... probably kind of awkward reunions, anyway.”

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backintothematrix​:

It just made people happy? That was seriously it? He wasn’t convinced. The people of Harmony Hills were not right. At least, not how Rex saw it. Well, his current company was pretty intimidating last time they crossed paths, but she was pretty amiable now. He would remain incredulous until he saw the evidence for himself. This may involve actually dragging him to music therapy.

“That’s totally like her. She can brood so hardcore, the world around her turns grey an’ stormy. She was like clockwork with her broodin’ seshes.” Ah, the things he missed the most. 

“How did ya get the others ta stop bein’ tough an’ edgy? If it wasn’t brainwashin’ it couldn’ta just been the music, right? What did it?” Apocalyseburg changed everyone he knew, from Benny to Unikitty. How could they be back to normal now?

   “Oh, I know. She’s so poetic too, and... really likes brooding over coffee, for some reason. I don’t get it, but... y’know, whatever makes her happy! Or- unhappy. Still not sure.” Lucy was an interesting one, in that she was as happy as everyone else, but she still loved all these cool grownup things. That was probably why Mayhem liked spending so much time with her. Because she’s cool. Definitely not some other reason that Mayhem just. doesn’t get yet.

She’ll figure it out.

“I think it was just... the whole world not being doomed to eternity? I figure being saved from total annihilation would be enough to put the happiness back into anyone’s hearts! I’m kinda glad we didn’t have to use the music, cause if I catch myself singing that song again I might lose it...”

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backintothematrix​:

“She got it right, kid.” When put in plain wording like that, it made him sound petty. But, he had his reasons and he wasn’t in the business of regretting his decisions.

“Ya think so, huh? You’d be surprised how many times I had ta go back ta pull off what happened in the end. To be fair, I do too… for very different reasons.” The phrase was keeping him amiable, but he would be lying if he wasn’t still on edge during this conversation. He knew very little about the Systarians and what he knew was coated in his own suspicions.”Wanna talk about the brainwashin’ thing? What’s the story behind the ‘music therapy’ ya do up on Planet Sparkles?”

   “Oh, that? The music isn’t brainwashing! At least I don’t think it brainwashes people. It’s just a catchy song that makes you happy, is all!” Mayhem had heard that song plenty, and she’d never been brainwashed, or anything. Then again, she’d never seen how... creepy it got up there. Her place was by the queen’s side. Or... it was. Now she’s not really sure what to do with herself.

“It’s just... everyone was so angry and stuff all the time. Those Justice League guys loved that song, so we thought it’d help Lucy and the others, too! And now they’re all just... back to normal! No angst, or brooding, or- well no, Lucy still broods sometimes, but I think that’s just. out of habit.”

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backintothematrix​:

“It’s Rex. I did do that, but I’m back.” He had no idea why he was back, though. He never questioned his good fortune and he certainly wasn’t going to explain this to the minidoll.

“Lucy talked about me? What did she tell ya?” He gasped. He did still have feelings for her, though the feelings he felt waned during his isolation. “I mean, she wouldn’t have know I came back. I only just came back.”

   “Uh- that you’re a future version of Emmet with some kind of dark past, and you tricked your past self into destroying everything, and sending the world into Armamageddon because of all your. angst.”

“As scary as it all was, I gotta admit- it was pretty impressive how you pulled all that off. Meanwhile everyone thought we were the bad guys over in the Systar System, I mean... hoo boy. Super embarrassing.” They are. terrible communicators.

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   “So, you’re the... mysterious Max Dangervest, huh? ... Max? It was something with an ‘x’. I heard you... ‘back to the futured’, whatever that means.” Mayhem is... a little wary around this one. She can kick butt, sure, but this guy singlehandedly caused armamageddon.  Also he’s wearing a cool vest, which is a little intimidating.

“I know you’re not like, evil or anything. Lucy explained everything that happened, so I’m not gonna get all mad. I... don’t think she said anything about you coming back, though?”

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