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After some thinking, I am going to be working on shutting this blog down and moving to a new one. With the move I am going to become a private and highly selective writer. This blog is close to a year old right now and honestly, it's a damn mess. I need this for the sake of my own sanity. This doesn't mean I'm dropping all of my threads though!! When I am settled I'll just reply from the new blog and tag you in it. :)
Text || Xanthi & Keith
Xanthi: I'm pretty sure, I'm almost done at the library, I just need to stop by my dorm and get a toothbrush so I don't kill you with morning breath before I get to kiss you.
Keith: Like I would care, I'm used to a dog licking the shit out of my face first thing in the morning. And his breath doesn't smell like a bouquet of roses or anything.
Text || Xanthi & Keith
Xanthi: I don't know how I feel about playing with a vagina that I came out of, so yeah... pretty sure, sorry loverbutt.
Keith: Alright, alright. I guess I'll just have to stick with you then. :P
Keith: I'm kidding of course, because yeah. You're amazing and beautiful and perfect.
Keith: Are you staying over tonight??
Text || Xanthi & Keith
Xanthi: My mom, um... may be a porn writer? Like, she does screenplays for really high class porn. Not the stuff you can get on tube sites, the stuff people still pay a shit ton of money for because of the story and production value.
Keith: Are you sure I can't steal your mom and just like, have you both?
Text || Xanthi & Keith
Xanthi: Even if I tell you my mama's the reason I get off on really super kinky porn?
Keith: ....explain.
Text || Xanthi & Keith
Xanthi: You're not though because I've totally watched porn like that and I don't even have daddy issues.
Xanthi: I'd get off on it.
Xanthi: But also my parents are adorable together so I forbid you to make my mom love you even more, okay? Also I don't want to be a sister wife.
Keith: I watch porn like that too and I don't have any daddy issues either, for the record.
Keith: But now I'm getting off on you watching dirty dirty porn.
Keith: I promise not to steal your mama away from your pops.
Text || Xanthi & Keith
Xanthi: And yet you want to meet my mom so you can woo her away from my dad and make her fall in love with you even more!
Xanthi: How could you?!?!?!
Xanthi: AKA you can meet her whenever you want, they only live a few hours from here, we're in upstate NY a little bit outside of Albany, so if you ever feel like going on a really long drive, we can set that up.
Keith: I'd make a really hot stepdad though, I could totally sneak into your room late at night and touch you inappropriately.
Keith: I know, I know. I'm the worst.
Keith: Well, maybe we should take a little roadtrip sometime soon then.
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Text || Xanthi & Keith
Xanthi: No! I meant that another girl wanted you, but it was a joke kind of.
Xanthi: Because it's just my mom. And I think she's in love with you a little. She keeps texting me about how cute you are.
Keith: Oh! That kind of competition.
Keith: That is really sweet though, when am I gonna meet this mom of yours, anyway?
Keith: b-t-dubbbbs. there's like, never gonna be any competition. It doesn't get any better than you.
