The closest I'll get to a new life.

Know me, see me, love me anyways.

[analogdelight]

wait, you're telling me some "boys" didn't grow up feeling like a lesbian trapped in the wrong body? i thought that was normal!

[analogdelight]

get peer reviewed, because fucking. yeah.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

she had a different name three days ago

[reallyseally]

*flopping on your lap* plushie time!!!!! you may pet me now until i declare that plushie time is over okay?

[dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2]

how are you liking the consensual sex, age appropriate lover? 😈

[swagophile]

32 year old tgirl: Just had sex with a girl born after google was made and she said our hookup was like a tiktok meme am I in danger?

the 20 year old tgirl she hooked up: just scored a fatass milf pawg with my pure tgirl rizz are we winning girlies or should i end it all

unrelated 6 year old tgirl: No I dont like Mitta Beast thats a boy toy. I dont like it. We play Suprise Egg Hatchimals. We play Hatchimal. Now

[this-one-suggests-dollmode]

It is pride month, doll. You know what that means

What?

Do you want, what, gayer dolls?

[sweetgirlstartingover]

Awawawawawa?

[godless-femininity]

Doll-bratting by blinking at you twice before obeying

[crown-princess-carrion]

as a princess it is nice that all i have to do to get out of whatever boring meeting is just insist that i’m too warm, stand conspicuously near a window, and wait to catch the eye of any passing dragon. it works every time and sometimes the knights can even recover my dress too 👍

[crown-princess-carrion]

most kidnappable princess alive: i would do ANYTHING to get out of this arranged marriage

the dragon 200 feet above her:

[daylights-rain]

VULNERABLE PRINCESS SPOTTED

Fucking GETS you

[winged-void]

it's simple. i think if you make fun of bridget thigh high collar animal noise girls you should be killed immediately and brutally. i think if you're mean to girls who are struggling to recover from a lifetime of trauma and mistreatment that is renewed every time they go outside you are lower than dirt. i cannot tolerate it i just cant.

[lamignonette]

[lux-ravenawolf]

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[catswicute]

[akashicrecord]

My divorced cousin is asking me for tips on how to ask his trans coworker out and I'm like.... I don't know my friend the LGBTQ doesn't actually share a hivemind

[bonabuoy]

Take her out to see twin peaks fire walk with me at an indie cinema or to watch Ethel cain live

[akashicrecord]

Ok any suggestions that aren't potential microaggressions

[bearbellyblog]

Take her to ikea and buy her a shark plushie

[chilewithcarnage]

[bound-by-the-devil]

“Doll” as a title is so underrated. Aren’t you just something so darling and cute that I have to play with? Aren’t you just so brain dead that you move how I want, say what I want, and act how I like? What is a doll if not the perfect little plaything.

[wttcsms]

there's a dark timeline out there where tumblr fanfic writers are considered influencers and get sponsorships, and during kinktober, the horniest fanfics drop and all your fave bloggers are doing "day 1 - toys" and they're including a paragraph that loosely goes something like

[tank4tank]

i love when a bunny looks like this

[taffywabbit]

some faves from my collection that fit this sorta genre. i also think they are kind of awesome

[flowergirlmiwa]

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

[something-elsie]

there are lesbians who like my posts

[unyieldingsilence]

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