Peachy fucking keen

Eric, certified horse boy and female manipulator

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Certified horse boy

Im in the combination sheep farm and peach orchard

[sweetsummer-seedling]

In the farm again now

[sweetsummer-seedling]

hows your husband?

He still won't do coke with me :(

[queermania]

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

[sharpenyourclaws]

@sweetsummer-seedling u

[sweetsummer-seedling]

WRONG! I would never own a car

[sweetsummer-seedling]

My. Flowers

[sweetsummer-seedling]

My. Flowers

[truthseekers-journal]

My son is a HOMO!

Eric Johnson they will not find your body

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Yes they will silly! It will be walking about!I will never die.

[truthseekers-journal]

My son is a HOMO!

Eric Johnson they will not find your body

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Yes they will silly! It will be walking about!I will never die.

[sweetsummer-seedling]

something went wrong, time to go gloat about it

Yipee

[sharpenyourclaws]

i h8 u

[sweetsummer-seedling]

THANKIEESSSS

[bl00d-and-t3ars]

Hahaha pointing and laughing

not the time.

[sweetsummer-seedling]

It's ALWAYS the time to point and laugh at emos

[sweetsummer-seedling]

something went wrong, time to go gloat about it

Yipee

[bl00d-and-t3ars]

Something will go wrong

it will not.

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Has something gone wrong yet?

[my-blue-birdie]

Those birds are so coquette core

Please never speak again actually

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Are you insinuating that they don't tweet Lana del ray with their little beaks? Do you hate them

[my-blue-birdie]

How dare you insinuate that I hate birds.

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Put them in the coquette bird house

[long-furby-marty]

You're getting married?! Can I be your flower female manipulator

DOES ANYONE EVEN READ MY DNI

[sweetsummer-seedling]

No

[truthseekers-journal]

I was told that twilight book two was more wolf man heavy so I am beginning my investigation there.

HOT DAMN, who is this jasper guy???

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Hot damn??? Vampire fucker??? You wanna get mauled and bitten?!? Slut?!?

[truthseekers-journal]

we are never speaking of this again

[sweetsummer-seedling]

My son is a fucking whore

[truthseekers-journal]

I was told that twilight book two was more wolf man heavy so I am beginning my investigation there.

HOT DAMN, who is this jasper guy???

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Hot damn??? Vampire fucker??? You wanna get mauled and bitten?!? Slut?!?

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Shoplifted two tubes of lipstick(peach dream and candy apple) to wear while I lean on walls and smoke aesthetically

[truthseekers-journal]

pst i heard you can find a ton of wolf men to avenge your cow with in the books Eric is reading to his horse

@sweetsummer-seedling you have INFORMATION?? Why didn’t you tell me??? What sort of books are these, anyway? Can you give them to me? I’m sure they’re rather important academic journals but I promise I’ll be careful with them!! Why is piper interested in wolf men, anyway?

[sweetsummer-seedling]

I'm reading the Twilight books to Piper and Alaska because Cassie didn't want me telling them personal details of her life(they crave information). Piper is interested in them because she thinks Edward (blood man) and Jacob (wolf man) should kiss.

I don't know how reliable they are as a source of information about real werewolves but I can lend them to you

[truthseekers-journal]

…OH. It’s twilight.

Well. I think I need all the information I can get. Would you mind if I borrowed them? (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE)

[sweetsummer-seedling]

Piper chewed some of them up but you can have the first two