Darn The Pastryarchy

My blog might be cute, but I'm in a constant state of screaming

[nathengyn]

Yours is the light by which my spirit’s born: - you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars. ― e. e. cummings

sailor neptune and sailor uranus with their moons.

redbubble | society6

[gahdamnpunk]

This and Studio Ghibli sending a katana with a note that said “no cuts” to Weinstein when he was handling the distribution of Princess Mononoke are now my two favorite movie anecdotes

[buffy-screencaps]

[crowfoot]

Taika Waititi, spreading the love.

[ayanuji-deactivated20200328]

YES, TAIKA WAITITI. SPEAK THE TRUTH.

[mwagneto]

well "gwyneth paltrow is selling candles that smell like her pussy" isn't a sentence i ever thought i'd type but here we are

[morefluid-thanwater]

Chris please you can't say that shit and not provide a source.

[mwagneto]

well i was gonna spare y'all but...

it's from her pseudoscience scam website Goop and like..........no words

[mwagneto]

listen I'm all for pussy positivity or whatever the fuck y'all think this is going for but this is sold by the same woman who sells stuff that'll get rid of all the moisture in your vagina to like purify it or whatever the fuck??? so let's stop pretending she cares about health lmao

[mwagneto]

the reviews are in and i'm.

[no-imkyle-deactivated20210705]

NEEDS MORE UMAMI

[avogadro-toast]

Ohhh that explains the post explaining why your balls have taste buds

[mwagneto]

the WHAT

[nuderefsarebest]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nflstreet]

[kipplekipple]

They thought the machine that was being raged against was like a recalcitrant toaster

[silly-slacker-person]

[erezkaan]

[plavalaguna-deactivated20191110]

Madonna of Lilies (1899) and Pieta (1876)

[jenny-jinya]

Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

What to do if your book’s too big: an alignment chart

[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

As someone who was born in Baltimore…. yes

[dailylilnasx]

Lil Nas at the strip club: a saga.

[kooli]

vandals in my town lowkey kinda funky doe

[djzachyb]

Free him!

[35-hours]

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-arrested-by-tempe-police-over-graffiti-taggings-11431581

'Penis Man' Graffiti Artist Arrested by '25 Heavily Armed SWAT Officers'

"They raided my condo and vehicle ... in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face."

"I just spent the last 24 hours in Tempe and Phoenix police custody for spraying 'Penis Man,'" Shomer wrote. "They raided my condo and vehicle and swarmed my entire complex in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face.

"Anyone with any doubt who the bad guys are here ... be certain it is the City of Tempe, City of Phoenix, and police forces valleywide. There is no excuse for pointing an AR-15 in the face of a non-violent offender."

Shomer added in further posts that he spent a night at Maricopa County's Fourth Avenue Jail following more than five hours in Tempe police custody, during which time he was giving "nothing to eat."

He wrote that he was "told I wouldn't receive medical attention after requesting it, even though it was posted on the wall to ask if desired. I was having a panic attack, cause they put a fucking assault rifle in my face (that's illegal, both denying medical attn, and excessive force)."

Shomer also wrote in his post-arrest screed, "For the record, I hate the institution of the police. But, I do not think every single cop is a bastard. To say they all are, is imo, stooping to their level of profiling. Some of the detectives I met seemed to be genuine penis man fans."

"Penis Man is neither man nor woman, you nor me," Shomer wrote in one post. "We are ALL Penis Man."

[halodite]

PENIS MAN HAS A GOFUNDME HELP MY MAN OUT

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

penisman 2020

[micdotcom]

Watch: Now Trump wants to close up the Internet

No wonder Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos wants to shoot him into space.

[ficcyshit]

The internet is the most efficient and used information network today. It blows watching televised news programs and reading newspapers out of the water. It’s very common for dictators to oppress any means of spreading information so the people can’t, educate themselves on the truth, organize, and rebel.

Just thought I’d remind people of this with the FCC vote literally DAYS away. It’s definitely not coincidence.

[fifizero]

The only reason he wants to get rid of the internet and take away net neutrality is because then he can control it. So if you try looking up bad stuff about trump, it wouldn’t show up. This is against the laws!!!

[caffeinatedvagitarian]

REMINDER: INTERNET ACCESS WAS DEEMED A HUMAN RIGHT BY THE UNITED NATIONS IN 2003. TAKING AWAY INTERNET ACCESS IS A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS.

[worldwariotwo]

HOLY FUCK

[sosuperawesome]

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[diaryofandnwoman]

Link for full article below.

Shawna Dias’s sewing machine is tucked away at her work table behind racks of fur. Hot pink, bright yellow, baby blue, they hang like a fluf

[jgvfhl]

*pretends to be shocked but also maybe this will make people realize that Indigenous People Know What The Hell They’re Doing and Deserve Respect*

[paddysnuffles]

3 other fun/cool facts about the Inuit:

1. They also invented kayaks and dog booties.

Dog booties are actually really important for working sled dogs in winter to protect their paw pads from iceburn and keep ice from getting in between their toes and burning them that way.

2. The traditional Inuit diet is one of the healthiest in the world, and the most balanced for the ratio of Omega 3 to Omega 6 consumption

Most modern diets consume way too much Omega 6 and not enough Omega 3.

3. Inuit is a plural noun. When speaking about a single person the correct word is Inuk (always capitalized)

For example, “This Inuk woman is wearing traditional Inuit tattoos”.