BIRTHDAY SOON???

Welcome to my stupid yapping/doing shit I end up regretting blog which happens to be my main

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Intro Post!!

Welcome to my main where I’m just chilling, y’all can call me vanilla or mars, and I’m an autistic trans teenager hyperfixated on many fandoms (some of which I’m actually scared to share because of judgement related reasons)

I’m a professional shitposter as well, sometimes I post something serious or something I put effort into, but it’s mostly shitposts!

I’m autistic, and I have depression, which I’m currently in therapy for. Other conditions I have are Auditory Processing Disorder and chronic TMJ dysfunction.

In terms of orientation, I’m a trans guy, I’m bisexual, and I’m demiromantic.

Some fandoms I’m in are pjsk, ENA, gorillaz, final destination and pokemon! I sort of have a little bit of trouble being open with my interests, so this is probably all for now.

I do a lot of video editing for collaborative projects with my oomfs! I also am on some of those projects’ writing teams.

I don’t really have a dni I just kinda block freely, usually if people are assholes or make me uncomfortable.

Tag list in case anyone’s curious

vanilla rambles - for any shit I post to tumblr

vanilla reblogs - my reblog tag

vanilla draws - this is going to be rarely used but this will be my tag for the doodles I do sometimes.

vanilla headcanons - for headcanons I make!

not so silly vanilly - vent posts I end up deleting later, serious rants, and other things along those lines

The Esteemed Mr. Kadota - Posts from beloved irl and mutual @/alexei-katoaa

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Wake up babe it’s disability pride month

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I DISSAPPEARED FOR A MONTH WHAT THE FHCK HAPPENED

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my younger sister has begun composing music and her little compositions are actually so good! She’s got potential. Future Kanade Yoisaki maybe?

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WAKE UP BABE GAY MONTH IS TODAY

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seeing a bunch of tumblr ads that are going like “ooh if companies can reject me with AI then I should be able to use it” you do realize that they had to use that shit because of fuckwads like YOU, right? Why else do you think they’re rejecting you? I doubt there’s no other answer other than “you’re just a lazy cock and you don’t want to admit it”. Job interviews are supposed to have employers evaluate job-seekers’ competency, and depending on AI for such a thing is the EXACT OPPOSITE of competent

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me when I come across people fighting over a character’s existence and it’s in a fandom I recognize but I’m desperately googling who this character is because I have never heard that name ever

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I’ve been pronouncing lozenges wrong the entire, PSA it’s lahzen-jez not lo-zen-jez what the fucl

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4/20 BABYYYYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOO

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I don’t think I’ve ever told yall ab the time I encountered a Jehovah’s Witness in public, so buckle up fuckers its story time/pos :D

So I was eating dinner once in public. Alone. No big deal. Scrolling through tumblr and eating. Then my eyes wander a bit, but then lock onto this old white man outside, standing awkwardly.

I think nothing of it. I look back at my phone. Then out of the corner of my eye I see him turn slightly. I look up again. He averts his eyes, trying to make it appear like he’s standing there.

then I start getting extremely scared. “What if I’m not passing enough?” Or “what if he wants to hurt me. I try not to pay attention to it..but he’s just staring at me through the window. Watching me eat my dinner, waiting for me to leave.

As I get up, he walks away. I think he’s gone, so I go out. MOTHERFUCKER DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE. He stops me like “excuse me, excuse me sir.” And I look him dead in the eye.

then he rambles on about how Jesus can save me and all that, and I’m just looking at him weird because he was WATCHING ME EAT DINNER. He shoves a flyer into my hand and he’s like “you DO want to be saved, right?”

then I start reading the flyer. It’s about christianity and I think to myself “is this a fucking Jehovah’s Witness”

I said nothing because my dad always taught me that arguing with a Jehovah’s Witness is like talking to a brick wall.

then he walks away, and waves, onto go hand out flyers to other people. I wait for him to turn the corner…and I tear it up and throw it in the garbage.

I would’ve just left it on the ground, but considering that fuck was LITERALLY watching me eat dinner and waiting for me to leave, which creeped me the FUUUCK out. Good news is, I’m not hurt and I’m okay now!

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my sister got my dad to watch Madoka magica with her and now he won’t stop sending me this

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You can choose one of these mildly non-human traits to have…

Which will you choose?

Patches of iridescent scales or feathers

A pair of antlers

Monkey-like dexterous feet

Enhanced sense of smell

A mouth that can unhinge like a snake’s

Slightly-prehensile hair

Fully-functional gills

Wings (capable of gliding, but not true flight)

Tail (can be somewhat prehensile, but not that dexterous)

Retractable claws

Long, sharp fangs

Hair that naturally has an unnatural color of your choice

Voting ended onApr 9

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had to do a muscle project for a class I’m in and it was a group, so I was assigned with a partner. I had to name muscles where pressure points are located and label them.

This fuck uses ChatGPT and I reference an actual muscle diagram. It took me longer, but at least it’s not misinformation about how the bladder and kidneys are located in the area of the Achilles tendon. (Which is 1. Not true, and 2. Unrelated to the project)

therefore I have learned that ChatGPT has very little knowledge on how human anatomy works.

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Was eating clam linguini. They gave me a clam fork. It’s basically a smaller fork. I see the bigger fork I was using for the pasta. I then take two of the knives off the table. Silverware paternity court.

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Birthday today WOOOOOO

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WTF DO I DO DO I CALL 911 WHY IS SHE CLIPPING INTO MY KITCHEN

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just a suggestion for making your mysekai house more complete: display a painting in the largest size possible where a character is being gay as shit and hang it on your wall. For instance: