moike

its me, michał. woo!

[gay-slime]

From a home on honeydewcraft

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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owo

* notices your bulge *

What’s all this, you damn fool?

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it’s a saturday.

you’ve had a refreshing sleep. you just showered. you’re listening to smooth jazz. you’re drinking your favourite coffee. you’re talking with your second half. the sun is shining. your mind is not hindered by a single bad thought. the sun is shining. and you realize that everything is gonna be alright

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is ni

is nicotine poisoning what you get when you eat too many cigarettes at once??

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yah i got crooked teeth. so what? you mad cause my tooth quirky and yos aint?

[everythingstarstuff]

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fuck you diogenes

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just found out you read bass and bass differently. why. what is the reason. why would you read it differently. what the fu

[cocklasagna]

Reblog if pyrocynical is god

Do it you fucking cunt

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sosig

According to the Polish internet, the average length of a smoked Vienna sausage is 20 centimeters. Posessing that information lets you answer the question “How tall are you?” in sausages; id est “I’m 8 and a half smoked Vienna sausages tall” et cetera.

Your lives have been improved. No need to thank me.

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life is bowling. me do split

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som

Sometimes; you’re feeling down. At those times, you think to yourself: “Man, I could really go for a McDonald’s McMuffin sandwich from the breakfast thingamajig”. But, sometimes, well, you *are* the McMuffin. Thank you for your time;

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list of universally loved things that are hot and bitter

· coffee · myself

thank you for your time

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dodaj opis

people often ask me. “Oh, Michael, do you really suppose someone like me can follow their dreams?” I have learned that the advisable answer is “no”.

It is a mistake I do not intend on making again.

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hhaha haaa

phil collins “mama” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeGhazPjhoA

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