falco peregrinus !!

there are days that are the WORST days. there are days that tear hope down and STOMP all over it. but even on those days, we can stand up. we can FIGHT. we can rise.

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“I didn’t know that, but now I do. Thank you for that. Really.”

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“You’re just riveted aren’t you? I can tell by the totally spaced-out look on your face.”

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“Funny. Really, I can’t be laughing any harder here.”

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“Thanks. I’ll be here all week. Do you happen to need anything for all that not-blood?”

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‘ wow, we have someone with common sense. four for you, boy scout, you   figured   it out.    do you want a ‘  detecting a drinker ‘ badge ? and there’s no way that it’s polite for you to question me about my age. ‘

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“Thanks. I try to not be a dumbass is it working?”

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“So did you know that falcon comes from the Latin word falx which means sickle or hook? Supposedly it’s in reference to the shape of their wings.”

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“– Hi. Yeah, I’ve got your food.. Please don’t expect to do the Big Sal’s song because that’s just, it’s not happening.”

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“You’re gonna disappoint a paying customer by not singing for them? Shame on you, man, who trained you?”

[triohq]

‘ a perfectly reasonable volume that could kill kittens. ‘  

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“Wait...are you hungover?. You look twelve, there’s no way it’s legal for you to drink.”

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“Wha-? Oh- uh, this isn’t blood.”

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“So what? You lost a fight with a bottle of hot sauce?”

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hello friends i am diana but most just call me dee (or wonderwoman) uhhhh. i’m eventually going to get a stats page or a nav page or something up for sam (he’ll pitch a fit if you call him samuel so you should definitely do that). but basically what you need to know is that i’m working mostly off the comics version of him with only a few influences from the movies since that’s what I know best.

stuff to know:

he’s younger so he’s a lot more jaded than the older version of himself (i know i know he’s got it backwards)

bird enthusiast aka he knows way too many facts abt birds and birds of prey specifically

i know he v recently took up the mantle of Captain America in the comics and that before he took it over permanently he had access to Steve’s powers for a while but for the sake of not being overly complicated he’s just the Falcon here even if he doesn’t rmr it

he’s like ruthlessly practical, feelings and emotions don’t get in his way very often which is kinda a problem oops

he does a lot of volunteer work even though he’s pessimistic about it and likely to straight up tell anyone who asks that he doesn’t think it’ll make a difference in the long run

living in a tiny apartment and attempting to go to school for a degree in social work (idk what it’s actually called i should google this)

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‘ could you BE any louder ? ‘

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“I’m talking at a perfectly reasonable volume.”