jesse pinkman yo

yo yo yo! representing the ABQ! 148 three to the three to the six to the nine! whaddup biyatch?! ask me anything.

[askjessepinkmann]

ASK ME ANYTHING!

yo yo yo! pinkman in the house! ask me whenever, bitches.

[askjessepinkmann]

happy pride month king 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

uhh.. you too, yo?

[askjessepinkmann]

hi jesse :3

yo! what up??

[askjessepinkmann]

jesse do you know you have adhd

uhh no? what is that, yo??? im scared.

[askjessepinkmann]

aww

yo yo I love that little guy

[askjessepinkmann]

Who’s your favorite superhero

spiderman is so sick, yo. always been my favorite.

[askjessepinkmann]

why are you low key cunty?

thanks?

[askjessepinkmann]

pets you pets you pets you

stop, yo.

[askjessepinkmann]

can you ask ur lawyer about a guy named nacho and tell me what he says. sorry if that sounds weird but i miss hearing about him

uhh yeah sure yo, lemme call him real quick, man.

[asksaulgoodman]

Nacho? Wow, we’re digging into the archives now, huh? Kid had a good head on his shoulders, shame he didn’t use it to become, I don’t know… an accountant or something less… explosive.

Now, anything else I can bill you for?

[askjessepinkmann]

there you go, yo. my job is done.

[askjessepinkmann]

can you ask ur lawyer about a guy named nacho and tell me what he says. sorry if that sounds weird but i miss hearing about him

uhh yeah sure yo, lemme call him real quick, man.

[askjessepinkmann]

Skinny Pete or Badger?

yo, don’t make me choose, man. that’s fucked up.

[askjessepinkmann]

jesse where does one acquire such cool clothes?

yo, you just hit up thrift spots, random stores, wherever, don’t overthink it. if it looks cool, you take it. that’s it, yo.

[askjessepinkmann]

would you ever want to become a dad?

a dad? I dunno… maybe, yeah. i'd wanna be better than all the messed up stuff, y’know? do it right.

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Have you watched Star Wars? Lord of the Rings?

yo, yeah i’ve seen star wars. that stuff’s kinda sick, not gonna lie. lightsabers are so fuckin' cool.

lord of the rings though? man, that’s like… a lot. dudes just walking forever, yo.

[askjessepinkmann]

you strike me as the type of guy who watches my little pony while smoking weed

yo yo yo, rainbow dash is so fuckin' cool, man. like she can fly and shit, crazyyyy stuff yo.

[askjessepinkmann]

Honestly Jesse, you should’ve bitch-slapped Walter White. I know I would’ve 🙌

yo trust me, ive been thinkin' that very same thing.

i had so many chances too but bald men are fuckin' scary, yo.

[askjessepinkmann]

im sorry about that last ask Ok. Jesse . Jesse

i forgive you, yo. but ray istg. one more ask from you in my inbox and im callin' my lawyer.