Alumni Exposed 1: Nieve Ruleton
In this series, I will expose former Swinton Community School pupils for what they really are. This week, the person in question is infamous ex-student known as Nieve Ruleton. Nieve Ruleton was famous for being the first ever Swinton student to form an afterschool society when she formed the debate club. This club did turn out to be a plot to deliver her extreme communist agenda to the younger, impressionable students. Notable exploits of Ruleton include the time she ventured to Parliment after seducing local MP John Healey in an attempt to establish herself on the political ladder. After Swinton, she went on to study politics in what we can only assume to be the beginning of her rise to a tyrannical dictator.
Now, you may be wondering, what’s so bad about that? Swinton has produced numerous dictators? This is not why I write this post today. I am writing this post because Ruleton attempted to create a being that would ultimately bring down capitalism...
The relationship between Nieve Ruleton and Lewis Weeb are well documented. Ruleton and Weeb did indeed have meetings in the back of Weeb’s Land Rover on the school grounds, but not many knew that they actually harnessed the power of time travel. There have been many incidences of Time Travel around Swinton Community School, a topic that I shall cover in greater detail soon for I fear Eric Endeavour may be responsible for it.
The theory goes that Lewis (one of the most right-wing students in the school) and Nieve traveled back in time and had a child (believed to be called Jess Weeb). This child was then raised by communists, but importantly, still possessed the traits of a ruthless capitalist that were required to win an election. Nieve has now met with her child in her current timeline and is said to be training her personally in the ways of ruthless leadership.
















