We Talk A Lot

Say what?

[swirlybirdy]

My bestie was here and he took me to a movie!

[swirlybirdy]

Me: It's the first day of spring!

Him:

[swirlybirdy]

Me: soooooon. I am patient.

Him: mmmmhmm

Me: I hope you heard that as a threat.

Him: oh, I did.

[materterrae]

[66andaluz66]

♥️♥️♥️👌

[wild-pines-deactivated20250904]

[look-sharp-notes]

Evening Blues.

[wolfythewitch]

Been painting a lot of skeletons recently

[guerrillatech]

[swirlybirdy]

Sent this to my BFF: I have so many questions!

Him: First answer- yes, they are white.

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[swirlybirdy]

Me: My nails are gonna be super sharp and my scratching post is...

Him: Sad. He is sad.

(Me too. Leaving welts is my love language)

[achillesinhighheels]

[swirlybirdy]

Exactly.

[achillesinhighheels]

[swirlybirdy]

April is always Bestie Vacation time.

[ithelpstodream]

[myrosecolouredgirl]

Si la migra aparecen en su puerta

no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.

Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.

Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.

Una orden de administración de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.

Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar

Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.

Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.

[swirlybirdy]

Because my hair is aggressively green, whenever I wear purple I feel like the joker.

My bff: does that make me Harley Quinn?

[recalls previous conversation where he calls me Poison Ivy after I send him a photo of my freshly dyed hair]

Me: That's right, bitch.

[also pretty pleased that he understands he's my partner in crime in all of these universes]

[theconcealedweapon]