as in i am chubby and a historian

sideblog to chubbyregulus for irl posting xx you comment on the happy trail and i BLOCK you okay? okay. MDNI, 20+, she/they (nonbinary). very bisexual. chub kink and intox paypal @gwendeblanc msg me here so i know to check for requests xx

[chubbyhistorian]

i will maybe make this a longer intro post later but…

[cheev-deactivated20191017]

the way fat bellies bounce n jiggle during sex is the hottest fucking thing in the world sorry I don’t make the rules

[tipsystar]

bartender who had a couple shots before her shift, then ran into a bachelorette party that insisted on buying her a few more, then someone got her another, and another, and by the time she gets to you she’s slumping over the bar, tits nearly falling out of her shirt, giggling as she mixes you a drink that’s half liquor and tells you you’re soooo cuteeeee

[evilscheme]

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

[chubbyhistorian]

A personal favorite showtune, perhaps? Share with me in my questionable musical tastes.

i only know sad songs off broadway and now all my neighbours hate me

[chubbyhistorian]

You are a historian, do you like any historical music? (Songs, genres; ect.)

i like opera esp saint-saëns samson and delailah

i like traditional guqin music

there was a wave of female punk bands from the uk in the 60-70s that didnt have much staying power but i love, devils dykes on spotify

[chubbyhistorian]

stumblin to the couchhh oof

[chubbyhistorian]

There are a lot of us in America looking to correct the whole “imperialist, nationalist cesspool” thing. We’re working on it. How about the Canadian national anthem instead?

only not as bad as the us bc they dont have the funds. ever heard of residential schools. current state of indigenous rights in canada. it's not to so with individuals, people don;t choose where they're born and im sure every country has activists working to make their country better.

there is still not a single nation i will sing the anthem for. i support idividuals not regimes.

pick a different theme

[chubbyhistorian]

tipsy stuffed cream chugg fuck

[chubbyhistorian]

I've always wondered what the US national anthem sounds like drunk?😉 great blog 🍻

i’ll never sing the anthem to that imperialist fascist cesspool. pick another song,

[chubbyhistorian]

bigg bellyyy should be biggerrr

[gainingbunnyy]

January - now 🥰

[chubbyhistorian]

Nothin hotter than a girl drinking straight from the bottle 🫠

chug uurrp chug

[chubbyhistorian]

two dinners snd almskt two bottlsss in i feel so bloated but i looook soo softttt immm obsessed w myselr

[chubbyhistorian]

Words cannot describe just how badly, and I mean purely how badly I NEED to get you just beyond tipsy, and coax you into shedding those pesky clothes

Just so I can softly and passionately make out with that belly as you keep chugging away...drunker...and drunker, I need my tongue in that ever deepening navel 🫦

I want to make out with that belly, and if things go right? Eat you out with the same softness and passion, you are so beautiful its making my poor lesbian heart flutter 😵‍💫😭

kept this ask in my imbox for a whils bc i wannted to give u a good ansrewer but i just lose mu mind when evre i read it fuck srry just yes??? yesss.... pls pls

[chubbyhistorian]

A girl shouldn’t be sober on a Saturday night

🫡🫡🫡

[chubbyhistorian]

Two whole pizzas and you still finished them? Honey, that’s not how this is supposed to go. You’re never, ever meant to reach the end of a meal… that stuffed-beyond-belief, “I can’t possibly take another bite” feeling should always come way before the boxes are empty...

i got this ask a while a go but since then ive had multiple double pizza nights and anon ur so fucking right why are they so fucking small i finish two whole pizzzas and i just want more like allll the time fuck