as in i am chubby and a historian

sideblog to chubbyregulus for irl posting xx you comment on the happy trail and i BLOCK you okay? okay. MDNI, 20+, she/they (nonbinary). very bisexual. chub kink and intox <3

[chubbyhistorian]

i will maybe make this a longer intro post later but…

[housecow]

i blew up..

[anonymouslizard704]

love the phrase “we’ve gotta get some food in you”. tickles my brain. it draws attention to the organ being a physical place but also fully addresses the person who needs food (“you”). Its very caring and sweet and also very funny and has the potential to be very somatic. Good phrase

[chubbyhistorian]

spent most of the afternoon working thru the largest tub of ice cream aldi will let you buy xx

[hungry-void-star-deactivated202]

Being chatted up at a party by a cute feeder that uses the opportunity to push food and beer into you til your shirt is riding up and you can barely stand, they tell you what good fatty you are and lead you somewhere more secluded so they can have their way with you and your massive, sloshing, overfed gut.

[satbutfat]

We're back!! We've had a long week filled with multiple trips to feedee's favorite sushi place, and we also found an old dress that's looking pretty tight... ✨🍣🐷🍣✨

[tummyspilled]

now's the time for the charcuterie boards and tiered cakes

art trade with NewMetrack

[chunkylilffa]

grow so fat that it's pathetic.

people see you and naturally take pity on you.

you're so big, everything must be such hard work.

everyone knows you'll be panting and out of breath if you have to do things for yourself.

you're really meant to just sit there and look pretty anyway~

[himbochub]

oh fine u can have another hungover belly pic. as a treat

[chubbyhistorian]

Hello. Glad to see you back ;)

Are you planning to watch football worldcup ? It's will be a great opportunity to start drinking beer at 6AM 🙃

hi hi hon thank you for the ask but i actually hate football. like i like sports in general (mostly, i like ice sports the most, followed by swimming and diving, and then gymnastics. i can be persuaded to watch baseball and basketball if enough booze is involved) but i specifically hate football bc football fans have made me genuinely fear for my life on multiple occasions, all over some men chasing a ball down a field. so no i won’t be watch but dw i don’t need a special occasion to get drunk xx

[fatgaldraws]

Not fat enough!

[skipperafterdark]

the way that fat tummies fill out overalls specifically is SO fucking cute

[chubbyhistorian]

starting to get real belly rolls xx

[daykinking]

falling backwards out of your seat taking a drink bc you're already wasted is one of the hottest intox things you can do. bonus points if you try to stretch and get your drink because you literally cannot get back up.

[chubbyhistorian]

tried to narrow it down more but i just think my belly looks so cute i had to share more pics xx

[chubbyhistorian]

Hello. I missed you yesterday... any chance to see you drunk this we ? Any way, take care ;)

sorry i was superrrrr busy!!! i did actually end up getting drunk sunday the we you sent this but i was with friends the whole time so no opportunities to post ripppp

it was fun tho we went to a ren fair on a whim after work and markie (gay roommate) bought me shots basically as soon as we got there and then sooo many beers i do think i was the court jester maybe but i was a delight and it was a great evening even if it resulted in an unplanned uber home at 4am from the city centre

[chubbyhistorian]

How NSFW are you okay with getting in your DMs?

it depends on rapport. talk to me a bit first, i don't like immediately sexual/nsfw DMs but if we vibe then we vibe x