A Work In Progress (est.2011)

24 ∞ BSAF This blog is absolute 💩

[swirlyourtongue]

Here’s to me. Right now. Sitting on a toilet hoping I don’t vomit.

[doctormissy-archive-deactivated]

Mulan (1998), dir. Barry Cook & Tony Bancroft

[dh6-deactivated20190125]

Damn I was so into u , but u fucked up

[angel-stains]

[zvrt]

[paprika]

[cowsheep]

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

[swirlyourtongue]

Y’all hate on people who take off their read notifications. But let me fucking tell you. The people who leave that shit on are SADISTIC. Like it’s torture when you see that message has been read and they just don’t reply. But if it’s always on delivered you can at least PRETEND that the text you sent got lost between the ether world and their phone. Like fuuuuuuuck

[folktaylor]

me? being someone’s type? unrealistic

[swirlyourtongue]

It’s bad again. A low I haven’t felt in awhile. Each time the decision to do it gets less scary.

[swirlyourtongue]

So there’s this man at work that I have had the biggest crush on

But he’s 36 and I’m 23 and I’m sure he’s not interested for more than a few reasons. HOWEVER, I swear that today he was walking behind me to leave and we were bantering back and forth and I could have fucking sworn that he said “I’ll spank you” yalllllllll I have been thinking about this shit since, like I may not have heard right... but what if I did????? I don’t even know it. Wtf. He didn’t act like he said it but he also is stoic af anyway. Idk idk idk

[swirlyourtongue]

Why is it when I start to feel okay with the idea of being with someone that 10 other guys suddenly start popping up?? Like, yeah Blake. I was into you and you never once talked to me??? Okay Johnny. Yeah I have the strongest desire to fuck you, but you’ve waited till now to really start flirting with me?????? Now y’all want a piece when I finally decide to give y’all up??

[swirlyourtongue]

Totally just masturbated while fantasizing about you

[moan-s]

[ledger-heath]

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

[swirlyourtongue]

I am so fucking stupid

Social media is such a mindless fucking thing. So today I got a fb friend request at work where I have awful service. I couldn’t see a picture but I did see the name and that we had mutual friends so I was like yeah sure. Just now looked and it’s this mf who works with me who has never said a word and who blatantly looks at my chest whenever I’m around. So now I’m like, COOL IM SUCH A MORON. Well then I was curious. I get follow on insta once in a blue moon and I usually follow back. Yep. You guessed it. he followed me and mindless fucking me followed him back without realizing who he was. Up until today I didn’t know this guys name, let alone that he follows me on Instagram 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[j4ckme]

[portmantheaux-deactivated202002]

this is what porn on tumblr will look like after dec 17