So Many Things, So Little Time

32, living that artist life with a desk job to feed my spouse and dog while enjoying sewing, music, and general nerdiness on the side.

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[animentality]

[hapalopus]

#we need simulated endurance hunting for people like shit that's actually enriching for humans as a species#i would be so down for that. use this body the way its supposed to be used (tags via @falconheaded)

Do you have any idea how much I'd pay for a treadmill with a built-in persistence hunting simulator?? I would get on that thing every day

[swisssewingsoprano]

Good news, an activity called Hashing exists! Participants are called hares and harriers (or harriettes) and local groups are referred to as kennels, because it is the human version of hunting rabbits with a pack of hounds.

It also involves a lot of drinking and making fun of each other. As you do when an activity was started by soldiers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[swisssewingsoprano]

Fell in love with this stunning Hooded Nudibranch last night while watching an old @montereybayaquarium video, and found out today that they're native to the Salish Sea!

[swisssewingsoprano]

Zoe is on her 3rd Valentine's date tonight and I had very good makeup from an audition earlier in the day, so I decided to try out a lesbian bar in Seattle and even for a Sunday night it seemed super empty. They weren't serving food and I hadn't eaten dinner, so I went to a different queer bar and still didn't manage to meet anyone 🫥

[swisssewingsoprano]

I would feel bad for Zoe having to comfort both her wife and girlfriend for crashing out over the same woman, were I not so petulant about the fact that every woman she has liked since coming out as polyamorous has returned her affection.

[forthesakeofthespirit]

doves and pigeons being basically identical scientifically speaking is so important to me.

the dove, the symbol of the Holy Spirit, of God's immeasurable love and mercy come to intercede for us. is the same bird as the common "flying rat" of the cities, the slums, the poor, dilapidated areas that most folk would never willingly go.

even there. there is God. and He comes scruffy and dirty

[aquaristlifeforme]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

[mellehbeans]

I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas

[emriscoscept-blog]

May all your foes be damned

🖤💚💜

Medea from Hades II

📸 @rizumari on IG/BSky

[albaharu]

god is a twitch streamer 

[redfoxraccoon]

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

which lenox spice village house are you living in? i'm tarragon

[swisssewingsoprano]

For someone who is constantly anxious, I tend to yolo more things than I should. Please clap, I'm being responsible and doing a strand test before bleaching my hair.

[swisssewingsoprano]

Blondificarion accomplished (I was trying to get light enough for silver)

[swisssewingsoprano]

Magical girl transformation complete.

[weirdwoodeyes]

simply unbelievable eggplant my mother grew

[anxeious]

they should invent a me who is not exhausted by simply being alive

[catasters]

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed