Stop in the Name of the Law!

[ebonyguts]

  "Oh, uh… N-No, it’s nothing. I just saw a bee."

Wait, what was with that reaction? Didn’t she remember any of what happened before? Maybe this girl had short term memory loss or whatever. Either way, it was lucky for him. He just had to play it cool and avoid any further problems with the police.

[switchesanddoors]

"On my face?"

Patty recklessly slapped a hand to her own face a few times, to no avail.

"Ya' know, bees are pretty chill creatures, it's those friggin' wasps that are the real criminals of nature, I tell ya!"

Thankfully, the poison that was Meme Sunday mind-posessions seemed to slip right out of people's minds after those 24 hours passed...

[switchesanddoors]

Civilians Everywhere! (New follower post/open/sort of thing)

[tsunderekingmichiru-deactivated]

The woman kept preaching her spiel but she seemed somewhat genuine, so though Chelsea couldn’t say she trusted her, she decided to let the matter rest.

"I have only been here a few days now." Not understanding the point to the question.

"How much fun could one have after being ripped from your world in the middle of a battle? I could have dead comrades thanks to these ‘scientists’." Being that it had only been a few days since she had arrived, she still couldn’t stop wondering about what happened back in her world after she was taken.

"What these people are doing is disgusting."

[switchesanddoors]

Patty pulled off her helmet and shook her head, letting out a sigh before fixing up her hair a little. It didn't look like the coolest of headgear.

"Same for me dearie. Seems we're both pretty new to this place, but if the law enforcement here is as lame as it sounds and looks, you're gonna see some shifts in jerk-management around here!" And upon shoving her helmet back on, she heard Chelsea's predicament. Patty may not have been on a job when she was pulled here, infact she was relaxing after having finished one, this poor lass seemed to be slap-bang in the middle of something big... Pretty inconvenient timing.

"Eesh... I feel ya' sweetheart. Seems you've got bigger issues than me here. I was conveniently pulled away after having dealt with a... gigantic-alien-dragon creature. I can sympathise though, gettin' forcefully taken off a case you're determined to see through is pretty nasty." Patty rubbed her chin for a short moment in thought.

"Might not mean much in this city but, anythin' you might need help with? Nasty faces or names to watch out for?"

[switchesanddoors]

"I kinda get the feeling that somethin' went crazy with me last night. I can't remember one thing. Don' remember drinking anything either. What the heck dude..."

[sonicomacaron-blog]

"I’m not sure I follow but I guess playing along wouldn’t hurt. Um, would calling you mother be alright, then? It’s nice to see you back in action mother!"

"Ah, thank you!! I’m not sure if I’m growing that nicely though, I’m rather short in comparison to most your other children after all! I think I can grow a bit more, even though I’m already eighteen."

[switchesanddoors]

"What's to play along with? You kids're scarin' me lately!"

"Meh! I'm not exactly the tallest lady in the world either, it's okay to be short! It's those crazy-tall people who get those joint issues and stuff, gotta be well trained to sport a tall frame like that!" Eighteen? How long had Patty had these kids for? The answer? A few hours! But the officer didn't know that. Her mind was getting a little scrambled as she tried to search for details. That didn't add up!

[switchesanddoors]

sonicomacaron replied to your post “AHAH! There’re my lovely kids!" "Some’ve you certainly...”

Eeeh!? But Caster-san was supposed to be my adoptive mother! Am I getting a new one?

"I'm not a new one, I'm yer old one! Shoo off any adoptive mothers that may have tried to snatch you away in my absence, 'cos I'm back in action!"

"Sheesh--You're certainly buddin' ahead of the others aren't'cha? Growin' nicely just like your Mom did! Pah, sorry, shouldn't embarrass you like that!"

[twingrail]

but my mom has long silver hair and red eyes, you don’t have either

I don’t think I’ve ever met you before

[switchesanddoors]

"Don't you use that tone with me young lady! Find some dashing woman who's a better mother than me huh? That's the last time I let you wonder off on your own like that!" The sad thing is, Patty really believes this is true...

[detectiveahoge]

"I’m not really trying to be rebellious, sorry, I’ll calm down."

"… Wait no what?"

[switchesanddoors]

"All've you are behaving so flustered and lost, I know this city's pretty messed up, but now that I'm here for you lot, everything'll be fine!"

"You sure make me worry though! I don't see you for ages and then I find you acting like you hardly know me, these scientists'll get an extra-hard ass-kicking from me! And by ass-kicking I mean putting 'em in jail. I can't beat up criminals unless they attack me first, code and conduct, you know the drill."

[twingrail]

you just said you were my mother…

but you aren’t though…

[switchesanddoors]

"Am too missy! Tch! You're just like your brother, getting all embarrassed about hanging with your Mom in public."

"Should'a known some've you'd reach this phase eventually. You just gotta push past it! Nothing more grown-up than accepting your Mom's brilliance!"

[detectiveahoge]

"….Mom….? I don’t… think you’re my mom???"

“What the the hell is going on?”

[switchesanddoors]

"And I don't think you're makin' sense young man! Don't get all rebellious on me in public, there's nothin' to be ashamed of!"

"Besides, everyone else'll be hella-jealous that your Mom's totally kick-ass, right?"

[switchesanddoors]

twingrail replied to your post: "AHAH! There’re my lovely kids!" ...

What are you-?

"What am I, what m'dear? I'm offerin' you a hug that's what!"

[pukebrained]

A-Ahh…? ['Mommy'?]

A hug… f-from someone so vile as meeee? Is it true, have you f-finally realized your blossoming love for me, Byakuya-sama…?

[switchesanddoors]

"Byakuya... Sama?"

"You're not vile, you're just going through a very difficult part of life sweetie! Oooh, is my girlie having romantic woes? Ahww! C'mon dear, you can tell me all about it!" Patty promptly opens both arms widely.

This cannot end well surely.

[switchesanddoors]

"What a delightful evening!"

"Reunited with all five of my kids, and my long-time mistress whom I have sworn servitude to for as long as I can remember! How could I even forget 'em~?"

[switchesanddoors]

"AHAH! There're my lovely kids!"

"Some've you certainly got bigger than the others fast! That don' matter though! Come give Mommy a hug!"

Meme Sunday is truly a terrifying thing...

[switchesanddoors]

you are my servant and you who will do everything i say with no hesitation (hiimsorry)

"Since when have I not been milady?"

"Just give me the word and it'll be done!" And with a bold salute, justice was unserved!

[switchesanddoors]

You now believe you are the mother of the next five people to post on your dash!

"Pssh! I'm like a mother to everyone! But... Still, I guess I really should show some affection to my true offspring. I wonder where they went, let's go find 'em!"

[inboxideas]

The next 2 statements in my askbox are truths my muse will believe in for 24 hours

[switchesanddoors]

Thoth, Rhiannon, Hades

Thoth: Do you like to read/write?

"May I direct you over here? Thank you and have a nice day~!"

Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed? 

"Nope! The 'One Way Patty-Wagon to Reformity' has never backfired on me! And by that I mean, the criminals I've reformed have always stayed truly wonderful!"

"It's just much better to be my pal than to be my enemy, know what I mean?"

Hades: Do you have a bad reputation? 

"Nope. Next please!"