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Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

firewalkwithmedvd

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

firewalkwithmedvd

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

hypokeimena

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

mrsterlingeverything

boba tea orders are increasing in Beijing btw

What does it mean

ask-pacman

We are monitoring the situation

toastyglow

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

fish-identifier

i scrute the milkfish

sexy-necromancing-bird

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

foxgirlmindcrank

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

conspiracydeerist

blu3str1k3

thisarenotarealblog

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

morganoperandi

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

whumpster-fire

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

didnt you die

That was weeks ago dude. Things change

dogpuppy

itwashotwestayedinthewater

carrionthird

[brian limond: I’m gonna say something to you right now that I’ve never said to another living soul in my life brian limond: *thick accent, high pitched gibberish* myugyan gyanHAyeten unyahehhhh dUNYON]