yes...swooping is bad

indie rp blog for Alistair Theirin. oc/cross over friendly. nsfw/sfw friendly. both mun and muse are over 18+. FC: Josh Dallas.

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I will be changing some things up on my blog but otherwise it will remain the same as well. I need to get back into the groove of roleplay XD

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Hello all,

For those that thought I was gone or maybe dead. I am alive. Thankfully. I apologize for not being online for what seemed like years. I was in a bad accident, so most of my time I wanted to focus on me, my family and PT. But, I am back and hopefully here to stay! I do hope to roleplay with all of you! I have missed tumblr too much!

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hopping off for a moment to take care of things at home

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‘i can’t sleep’ sex (for Lia and Alistair)

the King couldn’t sleep well. He actually hasn’t been for a long time. tossing and turning most nights. He needed his mind to be clear, and who better to help him than his red haired lover. He curled in close and kissed her neck. “Lia.” He whispered and his moved his hand over her curves.

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It was not often thart Lia would sleep in the same bed as Alistair, but she also knew that being alone as a warden was really bad. So when she woke up through his kisses,she smiled for a moment. “Can’t sleep, my majesty?”

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Alistair nodded and looked at her in the dark, his hand resting on her thigh. “I can not turn my mind off tonight, can you help me miss Lia?” He asked and kissed her neck softly. his thumb tracing over her thigh. 

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20 m/f for Alistair and Solona

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Alistair jumped slightly and looked down at the other as she pleasured him under the table. his hazel eyes locked on hers, wide with shock. His hand moved to her head slowly as his member twitch with anticipation. “Solana what are you doing?” He asked and biting the inside of his cheek.

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Solona smiled at him as they had been eating dinner, and she wanted some desert, so she crawled under the table and licked over his head and smirked even more. “I am getting my desert.” She said as she took the head in her mouth and sucked on it.

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The other moaned and closed his eyes as he tilted his head back, petting her head as she sucked on his member. His grip tightening on her hair. “You tease me too much Solana.” He mumbled and glanced back down at him with lust filled eyes.

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M/F smut nr. 6 for LIa and Alistair

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Alistair moaned and closed his eyes as he held on to her leg, lifting it slightly so he can drive himself further into her folds. “You feel so good.” The King mumbled softly and kissed her neck. His hands gripping her waist tightly.

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Lia looked back at Alistair and smiled, as they were in the royal gardens and the moon was out as well.She moaned a bit and just let him fuck her. They had rarely any free time due to him being king and her having to deal with darkspawn.

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The king groaned and kissed her neck against as he moved his hips against hers. “why am I so addicted to you?” He asked and moved his hand between her legs slowly to rub her sensitive bud with two fingers. the other holding her against the wall he pressed her against. 

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Cheryl/Alistair

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She blushed as his hand covered hers.  She turned her hand over to lace her fingers with his.  “Thank you,” she murmured, bowing her head as she remembered he was royalty.  “And I’m sorry about your father.  That must have been….difficult.”  

Alistair looked back toward her and laughed. “I didn’t know him that well. Just from what others mentioned really. See I am…a bastard. Mother was a servant at the time, an elf no less. He sent me away to keep his name clean. I spent many years in churches, trying to be a templar, but soon became a Warden. I felt then my life had purpose. Fighting the dark that lingers, protecting civilians. not this political crap now.” He mumbled. 

“It may be ‘crap,’ as you say,” Cheryl chuckled, amused at the king’s distaste for his current job.  “But the world does need politicians, your majesty.  Diplomacy is just as important as….uh….forgive my ignorance, but what does a Warden do?”  @swoopingxisbad​

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Alistair looked down at her, his hazel eyes seeming to light up from the question. “Well Wardens fight Darkspawn. creatures that lurk underground. they only live to attack humans, until there are no human left. That is where a Warden steps in. We drink a potion mixed with their blood so the toxins will not affect us when we fight them. A warden is the only person that can kill an archdemon. a darkspawn that takes the form of a dragon.” He mumbled rambling on about how great they are. “I use to travel a lot with my mentor Duncan.”

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Rioaka was getting ready to perform as she pulled her long pearl white hair into a braid. Adjusting her skirt and top, which was slightly revealing as the sleeves hung off her shoulders. The dress was a dark grayish blue with a black corset, the skirt resting mid calf.

Taking the small stage as she took a deep breath and began her dance.

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Alistair cursed and looked back at her for a moment. “You really didn’t know that I went back to Redcliffe did you?” He asked and sipped his drink. “I am sorry, I should have looked for you more than I did. I was focused on the archdemon.” the warden mumbled.

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Layla made her way through the bustling room of people, not bothering to move in time to the music playing as she had no partner to dance with. She was here to help her father, captain of the guard, keep an eye on the royalty in attendance, as the guards were stretched thin by being posted around the castle.

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Alistair looked at her. "No you do not need to be quiet. We can talk while we are out here." He said and flashed her a charming smile. "What's your name?" He asked.

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"Layla, your highness. My father is a captain of the guard and needed extra hands tonight.' she said with a small bow of her head.

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Alistair nodded and looked at  her, smiling softly. “I understand, nice to meet you Layla.” He mumbled and looked over the garden before his hazel eyes locked with her again. “where you born here in Ferelden?” the king asked and messed with his clothing.

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Another portal, and another new world. Ash groaned, straightening and looking around. She was wearing the dress from before- from winterhold and the weapons from the fight. But this place, it smelled different. Not the chrisp winter air, and the metallic tang of blood on snow. It was green and earthy, and smelled fresh.

She straightened, looking around before pulling her short blade. Ash wasnt about to get caught off guard, but she needed to find out where exactly she was. Before she found out the hard way.

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Alistair jumped at her reaction and quickly held up a hand at his men, making sure they didn't lung at her. Watching her throw a book at the tree near them. "I am....um. I am King Alistair Theirin of Ferelden." He said and held out a gloved hand toward her. "I am pleased to meet you miss....I can also aid you as much as I can. Give you food, water and shelter."

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Ash looked from his face to the hand and back. Then stepped forward to take it in a firm handshake. " Ashlyn Grant, Former Lady of House Forrester of the North, and Companion of Sykrim."

She let go of his hand and gave a sigh. " Any assistance you can give is much appreciated. Of course if you have a Witch that can work out what curse I'm under, that would be the icing on the cake."

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Alistair smiled at her as she took his hand and shook it. “I am pleased to meet you miss Ashlyn Grant of House Forrester.” He bowed and kissed her hand before he turned toward his men. “We have a spare horse, get it for the lady.” He demanded and walked to his horse. “I may know someone that can help you. A friend of a friend. Plenty of mages that might help here, so if she wont I can find someone that will.”

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Lilly sighed as she sat in the emergency room she was a little boated but was relieved for the small break in her busy schedule . She was looking forward to an early night . She looked up when a patient came in " hello how can I help you "

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Alistair looked at her and laughed a bit, moving whenever she needed so she could check the wound. “That's good at least.” the cop mumbled softly and looked at her. “thank you again for taking care of me so quickly doc.”

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She smiled and nodded " you are welcome " she said softly and then pulled the knife out in one swift motion . And then packed the wound and applied pressure " luckily you missed everything important so it's a case of stem the bleeding and stich together , no surgery I'm afraid "

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Alistair laughed and looked at her. "Darn I was hoping for surgery." He mumbled and watched her as she worked, his eyes following her hands. "So you have a lot of stab wounds here?"

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She smiled and nodded " hmmm one stab wound is too many stab wounds but we get a few , from attacks , to oops I slipped and fell on a knife " she said with a shrug . Her hands moved gently and swiftly as she cleaned and prepped the wound to be stiched

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Alistair nodded and looked at her as he watched her work. “Well I will know to come to you when I get injured again.” He mumbled a charming smile on his face. “Since you are so accommodating with stab wounds.” He joked and relaxed his body.

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Arranged Marriage

Alistair looked over at the woman as she was brought into the throne room. “the princess from the neighboring kingdom?” He asked and looked at her, sucking in a small breath. She was lovely but he still was not sure about this. “Pleased to meet you.” He bowed to her and tried to give her his most charming smile.

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Alistair sat down in the chair and watched her as she made the strange tea. Smiling only when she handed him the small cup. “I thank you my lady.” He bowed a bit before taking it in his hand, giving it a small sip.

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She looked closely as he took a sip,thinking he wouldn’t like the tea that was way different from what he used to. “Your majesty, do you like it?“she asked, pouring herself a fresh cup of Oolong.

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The young king was taken back by the strange taste of the tea, but after a moment he smiled and looked at her. “Actually this taste lovely. It reminds me of camping as a warden. Thank you my lady.” He said, sipping the tea. His shoulders relaxed and he truly looked happy for a moment.

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"Glad you like it your majesty."she was relieved, sipping her tea. "Camping as a warden? It’s not very king-like, isn’t it?"she was interested in this young king, who acted more like a new friend than her fiancée. A little…..goofy?She would say.

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Alistair smiled and let out a short laugh. “I am actually new to this king thing. I was a warden for most of my life. fought demons in small packs or on the front lines of whatever kingdom was being raided at the time.” He mumbled and continued to sip his tea. “But enough about me, tell me about you.”

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The young king sighed and looked at her, giving a small nod as he sat back against the tree. “How long will it take for me to be healed enough?” Alistair asked and moved his hand so she could look at the wound. His body giving out slightly. “Bastard got me good.”

“It might be a day or two…” she said, taking a look at the wound now that his hand was out of the way. She grimaced a little, “Maybe three,” she added, looking back at the man. “You got a name?” she asked, getting up to get her supplies and then walked back over to him with the things she needed, beginning to clean the wound.

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Alistair groaned at the amount of time she mentioned. “I do not have that long, can we push it to one day?” He asked and watched her grab her things before he answered her question. “Alistair Theirin.” He mumbled and sat up slightly so she could get to his wound better.

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Keira had been given her latest assignment and went out to her Earth to observe the man she was eventually going to reap in a few months. It was interesting to observe the humans without them even noticing you were right next to them, perception blocking at it's best.

Some could tell there was another presence were near while others were oblivious. She would take the book of the man's life and began to read from beginning to his current situation...the other pages were blank as each day that passed would be filled in by an unseen force.

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"My friend was wise. Sadly he is no more." He mumbled and took a sip of his drink, shaking his head at her question. "No I am not from here. I was from Redcliffe in Ferelden. But I am not allowed to go back. The new king banned all Wardens."

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"I see, I am sorry for your loss...I too have heard about this new king...he isn't what I would call a good one but rather...a questionable one", Keira murmured as she thought about the king but then again...his demise was so much closer than anyone else could even think of that she didn't want to talk too much about it.

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Alistair nodded and looked at him. He hated king Loghain for what he did to him. He finished off his drink, not touching his food much. "Yeah you could say that about the new king." He mumbled.

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She knew this was a sensitive subject and decided to change the topic for now, "...I am residing at this place for a while...will you be staying here as well?", she asked as she looked at her surroundings, "it's quite charming, I'll give it that...and the food isn't too bad, don't you think?".

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Alistair looked at the woman and sighed a bit. “I really do not notice. I just come in, sleep and eat.” He mumbled and sipped his drink. “I suppose this place his fine enough for anyone who has the coin for it.” He said and sat up to eat his meal.

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Learning||Betty and Alistair

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Betty smiled meekly as she held her hands behind her back she had always been a quiet girl, and meeting a man of Alistair’s standing made her a bit timid, she smiled at her feet softly, she wasn’t surprised her father had secured a betrothal with someone with so much political pull, but she was a bit frightened, the last man she had been betrothed to had died at the hands of a giant, and she had loved him with all her heart, she didn’t want to fall in love again only to have them taken from her. She looked at Alistair and gave him a simpering smile, 

“I am Elizabeth Ward of Willowdale,” she said softly, looking at the ground 

“I trust you are my betrothed, you must forgive me for being tongue tied, I was not expecting for you to be so handsome.” she blushed, her eyes darting away from his with a breathy laugh, she was a bit afraid her betrothed would question her about her past, her mother had been a selkie, as she was certain her father had told Alistair, she knew little about what that meant, only that it made her more worthwhile breeding stock somehow.  “should you like to take a walk? I would love to hear about the man who I will be spending my life with.” 

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Alistair smiled and laughed a bit as he looked over at the flower she pointed at. “Well those are Sunflowers. they usually grow tall and strong. All these flowers are good in this kind of climate. they can grow in anything.” He said and sat down at the small table near the fountain.

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Hired Sword||Betty and Alistair

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Betty was in tears as she prayed silently, rapping on the door three times and staring down at her soon with a false smile as she sighed, it had been a few days since her husband was murdered a few miles from their home, she was pretty sure it was because he was rumored to be a changeling, which meant that they would likely come for his son next and that wasn’t a risk she was willing to take. When Alistair answered the door, she looked at him and sighed 

“I-I need help, please.” She whispered, hoping her reputation didn’t proceed her, she knew he might not be apt to help if she knew her son had blood of the fae. 

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The warden looked at her and nodded as he sat back down. “Go and get your things I will watch him.” He mumbled and sipped his drink as he watched the kid, waiting for his mother’s return.

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‘i can’t sleep’ sex (for Lia and Alistair)

the King couldn’t sleep well. He actually hasn’t been for a long time. tossing and turning most nights. He needed his mind to be clear, and who better to help him than his red haired lover. He curled in close and kissed her neck. “Lia.” He whispered and his moved his hand over her curves.