;;man with honor

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            “ you some kind of hoarder, urameshi ?                         what is all this junk, anyway ? can barely                  walk in here without steppin’ on somethin’ ? ”

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k it’s 1:20 am and this puppy needs sleep but like for a starter ayy

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“I saw your browser history.”

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                        status: accepting && not selective

             “ you stalkin’ me, urameshi ? ”

                         at least the most yuske could’ve seen                               was pictures of kittens. still, it was more                            embarrassing than kuwabara would ever                                 admit. if that damn punk ever even thought                    about telling anyone he, kuwabara, would                          beat the living daylights out of him, for sure !

                                          “ that’s kinda creepy, y’know.                                                  do i have to get a restraining order ? ”

[chanel-oburrrlin]

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

“I saw your browser history.”

“Do you even know what you’re doing?”

“We’ve already tried this.”

“You don’t even know what you’re doing.”

“Beyonce isn’t that great.”

“How many times do I have to tell you?”

“You have five seconds…”

“I don’t even know who you are.”

“Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?”

“Is this where you live?”

“… Why are your hands down your pants?”

“Is that a lobster?”

“You’re late on child support.”

“You never go ass to mouth.”

“One ring to rule them all…”

“He doesn’t even go here!”

“Did you just take that?”

“Is that a unicorn?”

“You’re a muggle.”

“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”

“Were you going through my computer?!”

“Are you pregnant?”

“You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback.”

“Shut up.”

“I know you’re having an affair.”

“They’re dead.”

“Voldemort isn’t dead.”

“Let me see your phone.”

“I can’t believe it’s over.”

“How high are you right now?”

“I was with someone.”

“It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed.”

“Why do you think we never worked out?”

“What went wrong?”

“You’re the most ridiculous person I know.”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m having an affair.”

“Too little too late.”

“Snoop Dog just came into the diner.”

“You said we could get a puppy.”

“I need to move out.”

“You ordered a moon bounce?”

“Don’t you want me?”

“Meeting your mother changed my life.”

“Janitor’s closet NOW.”

“Is that for sale?”

“Do you want to get a drink sometime?”

“Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach.”

“He has a knife!”

“I was on an episode of Cops once.”

“Are you a hoarder?”

“We’re alone out here, you know?”

“I killed her.”

“I need to go.”

“Why did you invite me to your wedding?”

“You always do this!”

“You’re the master of excuses.”

“Did you hire a stripper?”

“I just got out of jail.”

“It was you all along?”

“I know you don’t want to be with me anymore.”

“Were you ever happy?”

“You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning.”

“There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”

“This is it.”

“I can’t believe it’s you.”

“We’re getting evicted.”

“I know who you are.”

“I wrote you a letter… Every single day.”

“They’re going to kill me.”

“You had sex with a serial killer.”

“Are you drunk?”

“I didn’t love you anyways.”

“That was the worst day ever.”

“That was the best day ever.”

“Is this your first date?”

“I’ve never been kissed before.”

“You’re famous!”

“I can’t see you anymore.”

“What’re you here for?”

“It’s always been you.”

“If this were a movie…”

“Are you high?”

“Stick a sock in it.”

“You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you.”

“You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song.”

“What do you want?”

“Fuck it.”

“That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.”

“Who ARE you anymore?”

“Can I get a refill?”

“Well you don’t see that everyday.”

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Heavy flow day?

              ( is this guy trying to trash talk him ? )

                        “ why don’ you come closer && say that, hot shot ? ”

                     he’s pretty sure he’s heard shizuka talk about                            this one, so he definitely doesn’t want to know                        what it actually means. no way.

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          I would do

                                                     anything

                                                                                                       for you.

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        "I'm the prettiest princess."

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I think you'd be a wonderful dad, don't listen to him.

              "Nah, it's cool, I think he's right.               I'm a cat person, not a snotty               brat person."

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           "Hiei has little man syndrome, pass it on."

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fmk: hiei, kurama, yusuke

             "Eugh! None? Can I opt for none?              I got a code you know, and ugh.              I'm not into guys, an' I'm not killing              any of my friends. That ain't right."

                  But if he had to choose, he'd fuck                    Yusuke, marry Kurama, with his                    girly looks he could pass as a girl.                    And he'd kill Hiei. That twerp has                    it coming to him.

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"Don't have kids."

               "Same to you, Urameshi.                You'd make ugly babies,                no one needs to see that.                             Eugh."

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can i borrow ten bucks

            Kuwabara squints. What does he              look like, an ATM?                      "Why?"

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So, Kuwabara. What's the best thing about Yukina?

          "Everything! She's just so beautiful!"

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Botan, Keiko and Atsuko

         "What kinda sick question is that?"

            "I don't want to fuck Urameshi's mom,             but if I get her killed I'll get killed and             people are more likely to find out if I             marry her, and she'll get sent to jail             and Urameshi would still kill me."                            He was shuddering at the mere thought of                               sleeping with Atsuko. That's just plain                               wrong!           "I guess I'll marry Keiko since I can            divorce her. Urameshi'll definitely            kill me if I let her die, eesh. And            that means  argh!                     This is hypothetical, right?"

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I should not be allowed to have any say in what television shows I'm allowed to watch. Currently curled up in the foetal position because of Zero. He hurts my soul so much.

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                [                And I swear to you                          ʇɥɐʇ those who would ｈａｒｍ you                                  will die  s c r e a m i n g                 ]