Eyes like fire

You are now ALEXIS MARIA STRIDER and one year ago you received a GIFT FROM ABOVE. No, you weren't pregnant. But you do have a BABY GIRL now. You found her in a CRATER, along with a DEAD PONY. Naturally, you took her in. Your interests include SWORDS, though you can only afford CHEAP PIECES OF SHIT. You also collect PORCELAIN DOLLS, and you enjoy dressing DAWN up in the outfits for the dolls sometimes. You post pictures on Facebook and other sites. You can actually SEW your own clothes, which you do. You enjoy VIDEO GAMES of ALL SORTS, though you rarely have time to play these days. After a COURT CASE where you almost lost DAWN, you left Texas and moved in with your friend MARK LALONDE in NEW YORK. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

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((OH FUCK HOLES IS ON I LOVE THIS MOVIE))

[jakienglish-blog]

 (( what channel?! TELL ME NOW! /spazzing/ ))

[worldsbestbrother-deactivated20]

((Disney))

[swordsister-blog]

[[FOREVER MOURNS HER LACK OF A TELEVISION]]

[swordsister-blog]

Yanno.

[swordsister-blog]

You are probably right. 

Tell ya what. I’ll undertake this alone, for science. You can tell everyone what a dumbass I was when it kills me.

[sportpile]

You’re a sweetheart.

I’ll be the observer for the sake of advancement of empirical thought.  Excuse me while I weigh your soup to the nanogram

Also I’m gonna be confiscating that soup spoon, since it’ll alter the quantity of the soup that you’ll have.  Instead we’re gonna inject this shit straight into your veins, because that’s totally equivalent.

[swordsister-blog]

Oh shit, bring it on. I can do this. Work your sciency magic. 

[swordsister-blog]

Yanno.

[swordsister-blog]

… I got the recipe.

It’s like a science experiment- how much of our lives is this going to take away?

[sportpile]

I have a distinct feeling that this is at least as toxic as its own weight in nuclear waste, to be perfectly fuckin’ honest, especially considering we’re talking about a soup full of liquid cheese.

You’re gonna need a scary goddamn quantity of emulsifiers and long-chain monounsaturated fats to make that a thing.

[swordsister-blog]

You are probably right. 

Tell ya what. I'll undertake this alone, for science. You can tell everyone what a dumbass I was when it kills me.

[swordsister-blog]

Yanno.

[swordsister-blog]

I don’t know. 

I think so. (This is terrifying, actually, this is a liquid heart attack.)

[sportpile]

Count me one part jealous, one part horrified

[swordsister-blog]

... I got the recipe.

It's like a science experiment- how much of our lives is this going to take away?

[swordsister-blog]

Yanno.

I never thought there’d be a day where I could honestly say I’m eating a soup made of ham, cheese and bacon.

I didn’t even think that was a thing.

Yet here I am.

Eating a soup made out of ham, cheese, and bacon.

[sportpile]

Is the broth component of the soup literally composed of nothing but cheese, or what?

[swordsister-blog]

I don't know. 

I think so. (This is terrifying, actually, this is a liquid heart attack.)

[swordsister-blog]

Yanno.

I never thought there'd be a day where I could honestly say I'm eating a soup made of ham, cheese and bacon.

I didn't even think that was a thing.

Yet here I am.

Eating a soup made out of ham, cheese, and bacon.

[swordsister-blog]

ill try and get some pictures when he wakes up but you can probably meet him. that is a thing.

Yes, good. 

[swordsister-blog]

yeah. his name is broen. kids fucking adorable. he thinks hes a bee and runs around with this plush bee vantas gave me and buzzes. hes smart as hell too

... I want pictures. Or to meet the kid. Either or. 

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trying to balance shit and convince my boyfriend to quit being an ass to the kid im raising. but good otherwise. glad to hear youre doing okay

You're raisin a kid now? Tell me about them.

[swordsister-blog]

kinda yeah. so howre you doing

Eh, I'm doing okay-ish. 

How about you?

[swordsister-blog]

Glub~ Shello, Maria. How've you been as of late?

Are you going to insist on reminding me what my middle name is? 

Eh. Okay-ish. You?

[swordsister-blog]

i think its just some dumb coincidence right now. huh. go figure

Heh. 

Funny, though. 

[swordsister-blog]

yeah youre welcome

Are you using three words each time on purpose or is that just some kind of really dumb coincidence? 

[swordsister-blog]

oops. fuck anon

Pretty much.

[swordsister-blog]

pretty cool sis

Why thank you, darlin.

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[yeshelloimglasses-deactivated20]

swordsister started following you

[swordsister-blog]

Kick it (or its instigator) in the balls. 

They tend to leave you out of the drama after that. 

So you’re not normally human then… would it be rude to ask what you usually are?

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Oh I am usually glasses.

But yeah, the problem is it’s girl drama.

As in emotions which I am not good at.

[swordsister-blog]

Oh.

Well normally I’d offer a hand but I’m on so many pain meds, I think I’d just fuck up royally. 

[yeshelloimglasses-deactivated20]

Why are you on pain meds?

Thats not the best thing to do you know..

[swordsister-blog]

Eh, got jumped, got my arm fucked up beyond all belief, and here I am. 

[yeshelloimglasses-deactivated20]

Shit you okay? That sucks to the highest degree.

[swordsister-blog]

Yeah, it's fine now that I've got it treated. The concern is sweet, though. 

It does, trust me.