It had taken Damian less than an hour to remember precisely why he despised festivals.
The noise, for one; hundreds of voices blending into a single droning hum that scrapes against his ears far worse than any battlefield ever has. The music, for another; an endless parade of fiddles and drums attempting to manufacture joy through sheer volume. And then there are the people; smiling, laughing, drinking themselves senseless beneath strings of lanterns as if mortality is some grand excuse to celebrate every passing evening.
Damian simply finds it exhausting. Balls and festivals lost their charm after the first century. By the second, every dance blurred together, every toast sounded the same, every noble host insisted their gathering would be remembered for generations.
The gods, unfortunately, had seen fit to grant Damian an endless lifespan but neglected to pair it with endless patience. The only reason he had bothered attending this insufferable festival filled with equally insufferable peasants was professional diligence. Someone had to keep an eye on the thieves, the pickpockets, the swindlers peddling fake jewelry, the robbers, the slippery little vermin who always seemed drawn to crowds. Once he finds the necklace, he will—
“I fear I couldn’t be paid to dance at this point. Far too old for it,” he shrugs and snaps his fingers. A small flame flickers to life at his fingertips, just long enough to light the cigar resting between them. Novigrad is remarkably tolerant of magic. Most onlookers spare the display little more than a glance, likely assuming him some minor fire mage instead of a higher vampire.
“Would you like one, dear?” Damian extends the cigar case and, for the first time in several minutes, allows his attention to drift away from the crowd.
What a striking woman! It has been quite some time since he has needed to tilt his head upward to meet someone’s gaze. A shame she isn’t a vampire. Mortals, for all their occasional charms, are never quite perfect.
"I presume you're not particularly fond of parties either, hm?"
Damian tilts his head slightly as he studies her. A witcher, perhaps? He hopes otherwise. There is something about her that reminds him of the ancient murals he’s seen centuries ago—depictions of warrior deities striding across battlefields, clad in starlight and blood. The sort of goddess who looked ready to storm the heavens atop a comet's tail, someone who could split the sky open and climb through the wound she left behind.
“Tell me, is it the people? The music?” A faint smile tugs at the corner of his mouth. “Or is it the tragedy of finding yourself without a much-needed drink at precisely the wrong moment?”
His gaze flickers toward a nearby table where people hurry back and forth carrying barrels of wine. “Though I suppose that last problem is the easiest to solve.”
For a fleeting moment, Damian wonders if she might be a vampire; however, a disappointing second glance dismisses the possibility. What a shame…
“Then again, perhaps I’ve misjudged you entirely. Perhaps you’re secretly enjoying yourself,” his expression suggests he finds that possibility deeply suspicious. “Though if that’s the case, I would ask you not to admit it. I have spent the entire evening cultivating an air of mutual disdain for this event, and it would be embarrassing to discover I was standing alone in it.”
With a faint smile, Damian dips into a courteous bow, more a respectful inclination of his head and shoulders than a true courtly flourish. “Forgive my lapse in manners,” one would think a few centuries of etiquette lessons would leave a more lasting impression. “Damian,” he introduces himself. “And despite my complaints about this festival, meeting you has undoubtedly been the most pleasant part of the evening.”