*breakdances sadly*

meme vault

[anxietyproblem]

[bob-belcher]

[lonely-silhouette-blog]

[harcules]

relationship goals

[everythingfox]

House intruders (don’t call the police)

[princesstigerbelle]

[pastabot]

nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

[goth-gay]

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[trigonometry-is-my-bitch]

Pluto compared with Australia

[deeznutsforcutie-deactivated201]

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

let us die

[o-lawrencia-o-deactivated202007]

Dont australians like. Live along the coast. They wont get crushed

[in-the-key-of-f-major]

People living in Alice Springs and Adelaide will get crushed. And possibly those living in Melbourne.

[lackingsaint]

[dailyplatypus-blog]

[true------thrush]

now this is what Im talkin about 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jaysc0)

[youre-so-creeepy]

[theoldness]

[blueraspberries]

throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper

[sapphicambitions]

I really hope that Love, Simon changes the way we do LGBT movies because I swear to God, every lesbian/wlw movie on netflix is a weird sex drama that involves one woman leaving her man for another woman in passionate sex affair and like???? not relatable???? give me girls who like girls in a dumb romantic comedy, not a melodramatic indie movie. I shouldn’t have to watch a soft porno in order to see two women falling in love.

[dinuguan]

[techyvegan]

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

[tastefullyoffensive]

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car