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i miss the anonymity of the internet, before my mother and my boss knew where to find me.

[arinrowan]

1. It’s a story about women, being told for women, by women. The frame of the stories is that they are being told to Evelyn, a menopausal woman who is quietly, desperately unhappy with her life, by a post-menopausal woman who experienced these events. Mrs. Threadgoode serves as a...

[sybarrite]

oh... this explains why i read it 20 times...

[sybarrite]

[enochliew]

Chicks With Dicks by Mr. Bingo

Hand silkscreened on 350gsm Bright White Colourplan, signed and numbered.

[sybarrite]

holy. shit.

[sybarrite]

essential components of an entertaining romance novel?

hot people

badassery (sub-categories of badassery may include guns, spying, sweet mode of transport, muscles, risking death, mad skills at something, non-friendliness.)

challenge for grand romance to overcome, preferably causing at least one appalled gasp

cinematic location

funny one-liners

juxtaposition of traditional gender roles (see above, "badassery".)

multiple long, hot creative sex scenes with and without intimacy-building moments

not too much blah blah i love you, make love to me, i want to marry you after five minutes, blah blah ew shut the fuck up.

what else?

[sybarrite]

that's me!  on the internet!  singing a song!  and not quite loud enough for the microphone because i'm afraid the neighbors will hear me singing "YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY I'LL EVER BLOW" and have me institutionalized.

[sybarrite]

holy shit.  my mind is just completely blown after getting sucked into tumblr.  all my life i've felt kind of sorry for straight women because they never seem to really love men the way the gay girls i know love women.  we talk about how curvy women are, how good they smell, how delicious.  and straight women say things like, "well, the sex is just alright but he's really nice and makes a good living."

so here i go stumbling into the ty and zane series because i ran out of lesbian stories to hear on audible.  i found these really fun, sexy, badass gay characters who have entertained me for hours.  and then it turns out that straight women wrote them, and then that straight women read them!  and nowhere is this more apparent than on tumblr, full of pictures of naked men doing each other, posted by wonderfully lascivious heterosexual women.  brain explosion.

it's the opposite gender equivalent of straight men getting off on lesbians, i just had no idea it was out there.  i guess if you love men then two is better than one!  for obvious reasons, that never would have occurred to me.  i have so many questions, so many.

[sybarrite]

afternoon ducks

[sybarrite]

the ty & zane song lyrics

apparently today i'm going to learn about tumblr instead of heart murmors.  apologies to any patients i misdiagnose because i was looking at internet comments about my romance novel song instead of studying.  oopsies.  anyway, sorry my audio sucks.  below are the so-called lyrics.

zane and ty

are in the fbi

two big and brawny guys

who love their guns and knives

covert operations became intimate relations

now they'll be partners for the rest of their lives

oh garrett, oh grady

i know you are my destiny

your manly scent is heavenly

each time you shoot someone for me

i fall a little harder

oh b tyler grady

your mocking hazel eyes

see all there is to know

old spice and shady missions

you're the only guy

i'll ever blow

oh garrett, oh grady

i know you are my destiny

your manly scent is heavenly

each time you stop a felony

i fall a little harder

oh zane my lone star garrett

your tall dark handsome ways

have me all tied up in knots

strong arms and troubled soul

i can't believe how much

i love it when you top

oh garrett, oh grady

i know you are my destiny

your manly scent is heavenly

each time you and i disagree

i get a little harder