Sydney Sargent

Your favorite camp nurse! likes: cats, soup, playing, whimsy, mushrooms, crafts, and my boyfriend @jedidiah-martin-official :3 dislikes: JOSHUA 😾, soupney deniers

[sydney-sargent-official]

sydney,,,:((( sobs sydboy ,,, that,, are you okay?

i am fine!!! they bought me the gas station snacks i asked for!! i just hope jeddies okay....

[sydney-sargent-official]

Sydney how do you feel about ball pythons🧍‍♂️

love them!!

[sydney-sargent-official]

It is pride month, Sydney. You know what that means

what. do you want me to make gayer mealtime announcements?

[sydney-sargent-official]

hey I got bit by a spider and SOMETHING is happening (slips into Aussie accent) OI MATE YOU WANT A BIT OF VEGIMIGHT TOAST sorry I ke- WANT TO RIDE OUR KANGAROOS TO THE WATER HOLE it keeps interrupti- AUSTRALIA DOESNT EXIST MA-

OH MY GOD I FEAR ITS TOO LATE.... RIP!!

[sydney-sargent-official]

sydbey, itss the cemper from caben trantula howk :(

i goht inkebd :((

and on fihre :(((

halp :((((

QUICK GET IN THE SHOWERS!

[sydney-sargent-official]

I swear it was an accident *starts crying* I'm so so so sorry!

oh I’m so sorry I doubted you! Here, have a ballpoint pen to cheer you up

[sydney-sargent-official]

Sydney!! Hello!!!!

hello camper!

[sydney-sargent-official]

I may have uhhh accidentally infected so more campers with the ink but I swear it was an accident! I've been trying to keep the ink like contained I don't know! But something must have happened but I can't figure it out! I'm so sorry!!

mm I have a hard time believing this was an accident

[jedidiah-martin-official]

are you ready to get picked up tomorrow? 👀 you got jury duty! but it’s not jury duty and you’re the defendant! 👀 ENTITY1? ENTITY1 we’re picking you up ENTITY1

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! OR DEAD EITHER. YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME AT ALL.

[agent23-official]

You will be taken in a COMATOSE STASIS

[sydney-sargent-official]

that’s a little insensitive :(

[jedidiah-martin-official]

Meow

Woof woof i mean- um. I have never barked for any goth trans man named Sydney before.

[sydney-sargent-official]

sure you havent 💕

[agent23-official]

how do you feel about Jedediah’s bday. U should bully him

ENTITY1 is winning and losing my patience all at the same time. I missed his birthday, unfortunately, but I don’t care for most ENTITIES except “the lesbians” ❤️ and ENTITY2. 🤔

[sydney-sargent-official]

aw yay :3

[sydney-sargent-official]

The ink is here

here? In this very nurses office?

[sydney-sargent-official]

Sydney :(

I couldn’t get Lucille’s flamethrower back :((

We are so fucked :(((

WE SO ARE. HIDE, RUN, FIGHT!

[sydney-sargent-official]

...How we feeling about that new episode, Sydney dear?

Don’t call him dear lil bro — @jedidiah-martin-official

[izzynstuffz]

“whats going on with the storm?” “whats up and adam doing?” “when is elijah coming back?” foolish. silly things. i think we need to ask the real question. is sydney pink?

is sydney pink?

@blue-wolfe is sydney pink?

close ups!!

[sydney-sargent-official]

I approve 😸👍

[izzynstuffz]

is this a yes? does this mean your pink?

[sydney-sargent-official]

yes I am pink, and I am this colour for a wonderful reason!

[izzynstuffz]

“whats going on with the storm?” “whats up and adam doing?” “when is elijah coming back?” foolish. silly things. i think we need to ask the real question. is sydney pink?

is sydney pink?

@blue-wolfe is sydney pink?

close ups!!

[sydney-sargent-official]

I approve 😸👍

[sydney-sargent-official]

Sydney, my dear! I have returned!

-Adam

hi Adam! I have grown back more blood cells