I’m Bigender, Everything I Like Is Gay

25 He/Her, sometimes blog about snz kink stuff, follows too many things, deranged bisexual

[sydneycreacher]

First time openly posting about but

Hello tumblr

Sometimes this is kink blog, oops, we love caretaking sick idiots here

I go by Syd or Sydney

He/Him/She/Her

Been a lurker for years lmao

May randomly post my thoughts about snz

Raging bisexual, we love women and twinks.

Uhhhhh yeah

[sydneycreacher]

Chat hear me out

Stubborn idiot getting sick and refusing care, continuing to work, getting more sneezy, sniffly, pathetic and feverish all while partner is desperately trying to get them to rest…

Until they finally give in when they physically can’t anymore and have to accept love and tenderness and being taken care of.

[glitterrosesnzz]

…headcanons for my bi king vanitas pls,?

it's been a while since i watched v/anitas but sure i'll try!!

definitely stifles. look at that guy and tell me he doesn't stifle. he stifles for sure. makes the most aborted like "K'tt-" sound and then gaslights anyone who heard it into believing it didn't happen.

i think he does have the kink but i also think that he doesn't know that yet lmao. he has yet to be Awakened.

i wanna say he's allergic to cats and is just really good at hiding it

his body always wants to snz in lil fits of like 4 or 5 snzs, but he forces himself to only snz once and then is itchy for like, hours afterwards. extended suffering.

sneezes more when the air is dry/cold, he'd snz less if he lived somewhere humid

honestly? allergic to roses.

probably allergic to some perfumes too

he insists he's never been sick in his life and no-one believes him lmao. always ends up with near delirium levels of fever cause his body's just that weak against illness

[sydneycreacher]

I regret to inform you all:

My brain has been claimed by The Case Study of Vanitas in ways you can only dream of

I will never recover

[sydneycreacher]

It gets worse by the day, the raw bisexuality of it takes hold more and more-

Nobody save me, this is the best hell I could end up in

[callilemon]

Hi hello I found this show recently and then found your art and I got so much brain damage, thank u for the food (and from my partner’s system who are all FEASTING… particularly Vanitas and Noé-)

HI!! Firstly welcome to the Fandom! I hope you enjoy this little corner of the internet as much as I do!

What an honor to cause you brain damage ✨️ I hope you stick around for more of my unhinged doodles and unhealthy obsession with these two! 💙💜

FEAST

[sydneycreacher]

I regret to inform you all:

My brain has been claimed by The Case Study of Vanitas in ways you can only dream of

I will never recover

[hitchykitty]

HAPPY PRIDE LGBTQ+ SNZFUCKERS ILY ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

whether you’re out & proud, in the closet, questioning, or whatever, ILYSM I’m so happy you’re here!!!!!

[sydneycreacher]

Why is the most wonderful and fundamental understanding of S/unday as a character from a whump/sickfic-

[sydneycreacher]

Why is the most wonderful and fundamental understanding of S/unday as a character from a whump/sickfic-

[sydneycreacher]

Snz thought: partner finding out they have the kink through being taken care of through a REALLY bad cold or flu

[glitterrosesnzz]

ow

a l/ohen fic for @snz-eriya

Lohen had been standing out in the middle of Knight's of Favonius Nod Krai camp listening to one of the other knights drone on for merely five excruciating minutes, and he was already contemplating actual murder.

He wouldn't go through with it of course. He could patiently wait until he was face to face with monsters from the Abyss who actually deserved it.

He would continue to merrily contemplate it though.

These kinds of meetings were arguably the worst part of being a knight. Normally, he'd skip out or sneak off once he got bored, but unfortunately, Varka had caught him the last time he'd pulled that stunt, and had politely implied (aka, threatened) he would send him off back to Mondstadt if he snuck out of another meeting.

So, for the time being, he was stuck here.

Bored.

Mentally going over various ways to hide a body.

Sniffling- sniffling?

Why was he- oh.

As soon as he became aware of it, Lohen suddenly couldn't put the itch in his nose out of his mind. After checking to see if anyone was watching him, he subtly rubbed at his nose.

Well… it didn't make things worse.

But it didn't make the itch go away either.

Lohen's eye twitched briefly as he resisted the urge to shake his head to get rid of the sensation. He shifted his weight ever so slightly, taking his knife out and slowly running his finger along the side of it in an attempt to distract himself. Anyone who might glance at him would think he was just cleaning a spot off of it or… something, he didn't care what they thought really so long as…

A light breeze blew through the camp.

The itch in his nose flared, and he barely choked back a surprised inhale, nearly dropping his knife.

He hurriedly put it back in his pocket. He really did not need anyone getting on his case about him accidentally injuring himself right now.

He rubbed at his nose again. Again, it didn't help, but didn't make it worse either. He wasn't sure if he was grateful for that or not.

Ugh… and without his knife to focus on now…

He took a slow breath in, ignoring the slight shakyness of it, held it for a second, then slowly let it out.

He could ignore it.

…Fuck, it was starting to burn now-

"Hh-hHh-!" Lohen put a hand over his mouth and nose, quickly glancing around to see if anyone was looking at him.

Thankfully, it seemed like everyone else was somehow enraptured by the knight currently leading the meeting. How, Lohen had no idea. The guy was boring as shit.

Still though, it gave him the chance to slowly move from his usual position, until he had managed to sneak his way to the back of the group. He wasn't willing to risk completely leaving, he was sure at the very least Varka had likely noticed him moving towards the back, but so long as he remained at there, everyone's view of him should be obscured enough for him to-

Lohen practically doubled over from the force of the first sneeze that he stifled into silence. Holy shit, that had been more powerful than he had been expecti-

"HihN'Gtt-sh!!"

Fuck, that one had hurt- it felt like all the force behind it had nowhere to go, like it had absolutely slammed into a brick wall. (It didn't seem like he could really keep them quiet for long, which he hadn't expected to be able to anyways. But, at the very least, it seemed like it was quiet enough for not even the knights standing right in front of him to bother turning around.)

The same sensation repeated for the third stifled sneeze. And the fourth. And the fifth. And the-

Archons damn it, what was wrong with him? He didn't usually sneeze this much. The last time he could remember was-

Wait. Didn't one of the other knights say they'd planted some dandelion seeds around the camp a few weeks ago? Something about a reminder of home? Surely those would be full grown by now, so…

Well, Lohen hadn't thought much about it at the time- he'd gone through desensitization therapy after all, it shouldn't affect him anymore.

Based on how he felt right now though…

"HhNG'SHht! heh-h-heHSH'Ngt-!!"

It had to be his dandelion allergy. Nothing else had ever gotten him as intensely as dandelions had, and he should know, he had tested it. Multiple times in fact. He'd even technically done it accidentally on a stealth mission once, which had been both equally thrilling and frustrating. Was it possible for an allergy to come back? He'd have to send a letter to Sucrose and ask. Hopefully without revealing exactly why he was asking, though she'd probably figure it out anyways.

For now though, he had to bring himself under control. He couldn't afford to have everyone's attention on him at the moment.

"Hih-h-hh-hHNn'TSh! hiH'NG'Tt—!!"

Ow.

….That felt good.

And it wasn't- it wasn't like anyone else was paying him any attention right now, immediately. Somehow, he was getting away with this. Again, his stifles weren't exactly silent, but as long as he kept doing it, he could continue to go unnoticed… And it would continue to…

"Hh-hhn-hNG'tt— hN'Ttt— hH-hh-hiH'NGTtsh!! hhHNn'TtSHh!! hhH- heH-hh-hHSH'NGtt—!!"

Archons, this hurt so good, but why couldn't he slow down a little bit and st-sto-

"hIH'NGttsh!! Hh-hih-hHNn'Tshh-!! Hh'NnTt—!! Hh-hhih-h-hhH! ….guh…"

His nose briefly gave him a sort of reprieve, if one could call a lost sneeze such, though the burning itch remained, his nose twitching and red with irritation. Lohen took the opportunity to quickly wipe the allergic tears off of his face, and glance around just to make sure that nobody had noticed anything-

Mika was staring at him.

Fuck.

As soon as they made eye contact, Mika turned and tugged on Grandmaster Varka's sleeve, pointing in Lohen's direction.

Double fuck.

Okay, this was fine. All he had to do was hold back, and Varka would just think Mika was just seeing- seeing t-things-

"Heh-hhH-h-hngh-" He nearly bit his tongue trying to grind his teeth together in an attempt to prevent his breath from continuing to hitch. It didn't work. "Hih-hh-heH-"

And, evidentally, even if he hadn't actually sneezed, his likely visible struggle with it was enough for Varka to start making his way towards him.

Damnnit.

~

Lohen sat cross legged on top of one of the cots in the healing tent, doing his best to look unimpressed.

He failed the instant his gaze turned hazy again, his breath hitching widly before he snapped forwards with another stifled-

"HhHNG'Ttshh!!"

"You're going to explode your brain doing that." Varka said, re-entering the tent, clearly having finished his talk with the healer outside. "Sounds like it hurts too."

"Snf, nngh, it d-hh-hH-! ….it does." Lohen did not elaborate. It didn't seem like Varka had really expected him to.

"Well, the good news is, you're not sick." Varka pulled over a chair, sitting down beside the cot. Lohen rolled his eyes, he could've told them that, if any of them had listened during the quite frankly humiliating period of time wherein Varka had forcibly lifted him up and carried him to the healer's tent. Not that he minded a lil bit of humiliation of course, but still. This would probably be lorded over his head by some of the other knights for days.

Wait. What could the bad news be-

"However, you're not allowed to patrol until you get some allergy medicine into your system."

Lohen experienced a moment of actual shock before he quickly fixed his expression to give Varka the most offended look possible.

"But-"

"No buts."

"I don't want the allergy medicine."

"Oh? And why's that?"

"…." He couldn't just say it was because he was, well, enjoying this. That wasn't really a conversation he wanted to have with Varka of all people. Plus, based on past experience, the Grandmaster probably wouldn't accept it as an excuse anyways, which only left Lohen with the answer of; "It makes me drowsy, I can't f-focus when I'm o-on i-ihH-hhH-hESH'NGtt—!!"

"And how exactly do you plan to focus when your nose is twitching like a bunny?" Varka asked, and Lohen would've responded with a scathing insult, but-

Well, he was a little preoccupied.

"Hh-hIH'HNG'Ttshh!! Heh-h-hH-hihH-hH'N'Gtt-sh!!" The hand he wasn't using to pinch his nose shut subconsciously reached out and gripped onto the edge of the cot. Fuck, he was starting to get dizzy… "Hh-hHNn'TtSHh!! hNnG'Ttsh!! Hh-hhiH- hHnNT'GShh!! Hh-hhiih-"

Varka reached out and pulled Lohen's hand away from his face. At this point, Lohen couldn't really form any sort of protest to the action.

"Hh-hhih-hEH'NXxSHhtt—" He managed to hands free stifle the next one, but- "HhEH'SHhhu!! Hh'ESHhu!! Hh-hihh-h-hh-hEH'CHhuu!! ngh.. guh…."

After a moment of no further hitching, Varka let go of Lohen's hand. Lohen bent over slightly, holding his head in his hands, taking a deep breath in and letting a slow breath out, trying to get the world to stop spinning. It was in some weird way pleasurable, but he really didn't want Varka to have more reason to bench him for longer.

When he finally felt put together enough to look back up, Varka was holding out a pill and a cup of water to him. Lohen glared at him, but Varka didn't seem like he was going to budge on this.

…Sighing, Lohen took the pill and, just to be contrarian, swallowed it dry.

[sydneycreacher]

Thinking of fox girls inducing people with huge, fluffy tails, just absolutely enveloping them…

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[honeybeeavenue]

@nooowestayandgetcaught

[bardstardish]

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

[marta-bee]

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

[afewbirds]

EVERY JUNE

[marta-bee]

I nearly forgot this year, but all of you happening froods who reblogged last year’s post didn’t, so here we are.

[sydneycreacher]

it’s time

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[deactivated6022607-deactivated2]

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

[thomasthetwinkengine]

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

[datesanddamian]

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

[whitewolfpharaoh-deactivated201]

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

[sortableroseanimations]

I would like and could use a small miracle

[sortableroseanimations]

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

[riverblight]

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

[featherypromises]

Please let this work.

[percyphonea]

👀

[incorrect-pokespe-quotes]

Why do I get the feeling that Gold memorized the ENTIRE Eggman Rant from the Sonic Adventure 2 Real Time Fandub?

i’ve come to make an announcement silver is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking pokemon thats right he took his tiny dick out and pissed on my fucking pichu and then he said his dick was “this big” and i said thats disgusting so im making a callout post on tumblr dot com. silver you have a small dick its the size of this oran except way smaller and guess what heres what my dong looks like BLRRRRRRR.

[magicalkoko]

stop hating on Pikachu’s and Eevee’s new hairstyles, they’re fabulous~

[sydneycreacher]

beautiful children

[tanaka-keiji]

Keiji Tanaka, Prince Ice World 2018 (x)

[andajojo-at-pillowfort]

EXCUSE ME

[sydneycreacher]

This Is Everything I didn’t know I needed.