𝖎𝖛. 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖘.

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@melton​​ you RANG?

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@sydney_sweeney: new shoot, ty!

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If you want. Not gonna get any objections from me.

Two best friends in a room, they might kiss....yes we will.

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imessage | daisy

Daisy: Any day any where i can show you the place i got you can finally meet my little shiba she loves company

Syd: at least you're in the right place now! la is totally awesome, some people hate it but i love the lifestyle here! you'll love it i promise!

Syd: you can meet tank too! she'd love you.

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I haven’t hooked up with anyone yet since my divorce. But that story does sounds creepy

Men ain’t shit, so look out.

[theglamorouslist]

MEME OF THE WEEK MAY 15TH - 17TH

( sms ) : hey! is this [WRONG NAME] from the club last night?

( sms ) : wait right there, i’m on my way

( sms ) : sorry, who is this?

( sms ) : so… last night was fun.

( sms ) : can i come over?

( sms ) : did i leave my underwear at your place last night?

( sms ) : i am having the WORST / BEST day!!

( sms ) : we need to talk.

( sms ) : i’m in. whatever it is you’re planning, i’m in.

( sms ) : you awake?

( sms ) : i miss you.

( sms ) : i’m sorry.

( sms ) : wanna hang out later?

( sms ) : it’s honestly insane how much i love you.

( sms ) : i’m worried about you.

( sms ) : please don’t say i told you so…

( sms ) : you know how you totally adore me?

( sms ) : got any plans tonight?

( sms ) : i know it’s three am but i got donuts and i’m outside.

( sms ) : i’m outside. come on. we’re going out.

( sms ) : i’m boooooooooored.

( sms ) : i can’t sleep.

( sms ) : i know it’s late, but… would you like to go for a walk with me?

( sms ) : where are you?

( sms ) : i love you.

( sms ) : are you really okay?

( sms ) : please don’t shut me out. i can tell when something’s bothering you.

( sms ) : can you come pick me up please?

( sms ) : this date is a total disaster. can you call me with a fake emergency?

( sms ) : why have you been acting so weird lately?

( sms ) : you know you can tell me anything, right?

( sms ) : not to sound like a tv trope, but i need a plus one for a wedding this weekend. you in?

( sms ) : wanna do fake proposals at fancy restaurants for free food?

( sms ) : wanna go on vacation together?

( sms ) : i got arrested and it’s a hilarious story but i really need you to come bail me out first.

( sms ) : what the hell happened last night?

( sms ) : i don’t wanna be alone tonight. can i stay at your place?

( sms ) : i got a code red situation.

( sms ) : what’s shakin, bacon?

( sms ) : what should i have for dinner tonight?

( sms ) : it’s so boring when you’re not around.

( sms ) : so… the drunk voicemails i left you last night… you totally listened to them, didn’t you.

( sms ) : i love you but if you ever eat my bagel bites again…

( sms ) : wanna go out tonight?

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[sydshq]

Just yourself in general, if you thought I meant the ‘two thin crackers’ were your legs you might be pleased to know I meant that’s Timmy and I. Please, I’m respectful af…until someone wants me to not be. Gotta be seen to be believed, Sweeney, although it’s easy to imagine - not every chick would be as game as you, getting impromptu tattoos like it’s nothing, it’s like my favorite thing about you. Excuse yourself, wench, I take my sneaker game very seriously, thank you very much. I mean yeah sometimes I wear sliders that someones grandpa probably died in, and ‘Thrift Shop’ by Macklemore is kinda my jam, but I’m a whore for a fresh new pair of kicks. 

Your legs aren't that bad though, you don’t look like you’ve skipped leg day. NO don’t remind me of that damn tattoo I hate it, the power you hold though, I gotta admire you for that shit. Yes maybe you spend a fortune on fresh Jordons or a fresh pair of kicks but by the end I’m sure they look like something you’d find in a donation bin, that’s for sure.

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The idea that anyone could find anything to put you down about is literally unfathomable to me - were these people smoking crack? Or, you know, in your case I fully believe it’s only down to jealousy. Prison doesn’t sound like a bad price to pay for avenging you, you know. I’d still get hot meals and I’d be able to find you another one of your tatted-up ‘bad ideas’. 

I guess not everyone is going to like you, which I get but it still sucks being constantly ridiculed online, but I had a lot of support, made me get over it but we’re human, right? I guess so, I hope so and they’re just...not that mean. I’d bail you out, but then you get free cigarettes and probably a lot of coochie. Ha, yes please I feel like criminals are my type, sadly.

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Tabloids getting it right for once, that’s what. I’d say we’d make more of a smore - two thin crackers kinda jus’ existing when the filling’s the most appealing part, you fit that bill quite nicely. The audition process is just you doing a shoey, because I make the rules here and I wanna see it. I was about to say I’d let you choose whose shoe you’d do it from but I have a feeling Timmy Tim wears shoes once and then sends them off to the dry cleaner, so fuck you, you’re doing one from mine. 

I don’t know if that is a tit or ass joke, but I’m flattered? weirdly? I can do that, no problem, I’m literally the queen when it comes to ways of drinking, once I did a beer keg upside down, like in those really shitty frat boy movies, so a shoey, no problem as long as it hasn’t been near your gross ass feet. I’m picking the shoes, Timmy would have fucking VSL ones or some shit like that, where as yours were in the bargain bin at savers or something, bet. 

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So what’s this rumour that you and Timmy are lovers? Where can I get between this sandwich? is there an application process? is there a criteria I have to meet, but hey I’ll try when you’re done finger popping each others assholes, give me a call @davidsonhq​​

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@sydshq​

Okay so I’ve been shit at getting on Instagram again but what’s this I hear about an Instagram live from you, and is this about the same thing that got you down the other day? Because I mean it, give me the addresses of the people who upset you, I just wanna talk. 

You know what, I was upset and sad, people on twitter can be real nasty and bullies, it got back to me and made me a little upset, but then I gotta remember I need to not care what nasty people on social media think of me - one of the reasons I don’t do it. I love you, don’t go to prison.

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I hope it’s something romantic or a friend pulling a prank on me. I have a few friends who could prank me or send me one to share love with me but i have been since since my divorce so i don;t know. Nice to meet you Sydney

I remember once I fucked this guy and then the next day he was at my job and left me a note on my car window...you didn’t hook up with a guy and give him the wrong idea did you? run girl.

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@sydneysweeney: watching it chapter 2 and pennywise can get FUCKED but bill skarsgard can get it.

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I was cleaning my pantry, when suddenly  someone knocks on my door. It was the delivery man with a bouquet of flowers with a card that says, ‘You are beautiful, strong and i wanna make you happy with this present xx’ – It was signed without name. Hi I am Jessica and no i still haven’t found out who it was. @theglamliststarters​​

I have no idea if that's romantic or creepy, do you have anyone in your life who could send that, like a friend you've recently become quite....ya know, bang bang with? Nice to meet you Jessica, I'm Sydney.

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imessage | nick j.

Nick: I aged like fine wine? Never heard that before, but I'm assuming it's a hella nice compliment because aged wine is always the best.

Nick: It was a pretty decent pickup line, but nobody does a pickup line quite like I can.

Nick: You fix up cars? And you also do MMA? Damn, you keep surprising me in so many different ways I never thought you would've. I'm sorry to hear it's been draining you, though. Working on TV shows is extremely hard and draining most of the time.

Syd: You mean you've never heard that saying or the compliment? But I stand by what I said king.

Syd: OHHHH damn, Nick prove it then.

Syd: A lot of people say I surprise them because I do and have done so much other than acting, but before you ask, no I can't sing, so I won't be doing any musicals anytime soon.

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I’m in LA. Give it to me.

Are we about to kiss?