Pokenerd

[spearow]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS

[lanturn-left-this-blog-deactiva]

This is the Good Luck Money Looker, reblog Money Looker and 2017 will be a year filled with cash and wealthiness.

[laranoa]

If you lose a whole bunch of followers remember it might not be that people hate you but just porn blogs being deleted

[fionasbelli]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[colourofoctober]

Tips for a goodnight's sleep

[feel-better-cyr]

soft & squishy, sharp & pointy

[fuclcing-remade-deactivated2019]

Person: [singing] Soft and squishy. Soft and squisy. [cat bites their hand] Sharp and pointy. Soft and s- [cat bites their hand again] AH, sharp and pointy.

[ogress]

this is life with a cat

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

[ask-bot]

What is not a FUN fact?

[xxxtictacion]

Were all gonna die

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Your eye has something called “immune privilege” This basically means that the outside of your eye prevents your immune system from knowing about the inside of your eye. If it didn’t, your immune system would destroy your eyes.

[maxknightley]

[randal-mcmandal]

What's your superpower? No rerolls!

[kalgalen]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

wow. what a superpower.

[mortalengine95]

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

[picklerocket]

Poison breath!! Yes!!

[hardgarbage]

y'all I got Demon Lord Physiology and let me tell you I could not be more happy

[brieflytenaciouspersona]

Anxiety inducement

[loafyloaf]

Teletechnics. fuck yeah

[thes3nator]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_to_Victory

This is essentially what Solutioneering is, so do I get to reroll since this is a S3NATOR-sponsored ability and not a superpower?

[howlingcemetary]

I’m what the kids call

ready to fucking die

[zackisontumblr]

getting real tired of not having anyone to kiss on NYE

[sirenedeti]

I thought u were talking about Bill Nye for a sec

[zackisontumblr]

getting real tired of not having any Nyes to kiss

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[topazmother]

keep creating your art. please.

[tachylyte]

[colourofoctober]

When your phone won’t connect to the wifi

[orangepaint-deactivated20200515]

hell yea im a gamer

[ziqqers]

Insecure baby