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Yeah….what, was that unclear? I mean, do you have a boyfriend or something?

No. I- No, I don't. I mean, I haven't. Ha, what is grammar?

Nothin’. You’re just cute, that’s all.

Cute?

You’re not even a little gay, are you?

#//confused sylvia #p: dash #c: sailor

What?

Yeah, I just have yet to find any of them. And they have yet to find me. It’s a hard life.

A hard-knock life.

Never really had the chance to, have I? Can’t let myself get attached to a straight girl. That never ends well…or so I assume.

I'm sure there's plenty of cute girls out there who are just as interested as you are, though.

Indeed, indeed. Love hurts, love bleeds, whatever, whatever.

I take it you've never been in love, either?

Ah yes, that shield does wonders! However I do have to deal with a lot of cute straight girls who will never wanna cuddle with me.

I guess there will always be problems like these. Oh, how cruel it is to be attracted to someone.

#music #//bringing this back

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Holy shit, that would be really fucking cool! Now I’m really disappointed that I don’t have rainbow lasers. My damn boring lesbianism. Nah, I don’t let that shit get to me. They’re the ones who need some life reevaluating. Not me.

Oh, no, don't be disappointed! You have, uh, a forceful shield against cute guys that turn out to be wrong for you? Good, good, I'm glad you think that way. And I agree with you. It's all so weird beans.

People really were assholes though. But you know, after I came out they got scared. Like I was gonna unleash my lesbian powers or something. Or maybe they just thought I was gonna try to kill myself because of them. Either way, whatever. I’m cool.

Lesbian powers? What would those be like? Can you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes? Because that would be awesome! Or do you have a hidden unicorn horn that you can stab people with? Oh, no, I hope you never thought of killing yourself because of them. That would be so sad and horrible.

kit-lewis

Life would be easier if I craved salad instead of pizza.

A salad is a lot more effort to make, so I think I disagree.

#p: dash #c: kit

jax-brink

… yeah… definitely not…

Yeah, it fucking sucks. It’s like I don’t want my console to be sentient but I kinda really want it to have some fucking respect.

I.. hope that didn't insult you? Wow, I should think before I say things.

Do you think there is any way you can get your data back, though?

#p: dash #c: jax

professorcalen

Silly pup? That’s a new one. Anyway, my fucking Xbox 360 has decided to finally die BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF BACKING EVERYTHING TO THE CLOUD AND IT WENT NOPE! Fuck.